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This is the reputation my team has now holy fucking shit
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How it feels voting blue in Mississippi
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Pine retweeted
“My vote should count more because I live out in the dingles”
This is exactly why we need a state level electoral college system. No more having a couple largely populated areas overrun small communities with zero voice. The issues we faced when creating the Const with states disparities, we are now seeing internally at a state level.
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Girl me too but you dont see me begging
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He planned all of this. He knew that to save the Democratic party he first had to destroy it. Thank you Joe, we have the watch and we'll see you in Valhalla.
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Damn straight.
Patriots in control.
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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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I can't look at pictures of George W. Bush covered in blood because it takes me weeks to calm down and get back to a lucid state
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Hakeem Jeffries is a Haley Stevens Democrat.
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1865: John kills the president of the United States. 1961: John becomes president of the United States. America is done.
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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they should invent a month where nothing happens and nothing hurts
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BREAKING: As a prank, Democrats in Congress “accidentally” added Pete Hegseth and The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg to the group chat in which they are discussing Hegseth’s imminent impeachment.
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what doesn’t kill you makes you overshare on twitter
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JUST IN: For the first time since the Republican Party’s founding in the 1850s, New England will have zero Republican senators.
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🔵 News - Mark Ruffalo shared a petition with over 500,000 signatures calling on House Democrats to vote against Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker in January
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Mark Ruffalo calls for Hakeem Jeffries to be replaced as Speaker of the House He is circulating a petition that now has 380,408 signatures "We are calling on every member of the incoming Congress to vote against Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker and choose a different candidate"
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libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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They were supposed to be killing someone on live TV next month btw lol
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