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If You Are The Dealer, I'm Out Of The Game.

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For all our vanities we are but the food of worms. This is one of the universes best jokes.
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resharing this one for frankly devastating reasons
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Joe Gomez career goals 🔥 #LFC
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Is Trump just Howard Stern now? @NiceGuyMersh, @HarrisonHSmith, and I discuss it on @AJNlive!
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Tesco are making £4bn a year in profit. About 50% of their staff are on Universal Credit. Why don't we crackdown on this unneeded benefit for billionaires?
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Domhnall (@CogitoEdu) profile picture
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@CogitoEdu20h
Ukraine did this after Cuba spent hundreds of millions of dollars treating thousands of sick Ukrainian children from Chernobyl. Cuba spent 20 years providing specialised care they couldn't afford in Ukraine. Ukraine paid nothing, voting to starve Cuba was their payment I guess.
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countrymouse (@cox2_edel) profile picturecountrymouse@cox2_edelOct 28
Ukraine voting to starve Cuba but we're supposed to believe they are hereos and defenders of Europe?
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You thought they were trying to make your life easier? 😈
Paul Lewis (@paullewismoney) profile picturePaul Lewis
@paullewismoneyOct 29
Low income pensioners face 53.33% tax! The new Pension Tax Allowance (it's a refund not an allowance) means an extra £10 of income between £13,037 and £13,319 has £2 income tax taken and loses £3.33 PTA which is withdrawn £1 for £3 above £13,037, leaving just £4.67 of that £10.
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Strip Matt Hancock of his ‘Right Honourable’ title following Covid Inquiry verdict - Sign the Petition! c.org/BjTpfKf28j via @UKChange
Sign: Strip Matt Hancock of his ‘Right Honourable’ title following Covid Inquiry verdict

Sign: Strip Matt Hancock of his ‘Right Honourable’ title following Covid Inquiry verdict

Matt Hancock’s actions led to thousands of deaths. He still holds the title “Right Honourable”. Stripping him of that title is not enough, but it…

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🚨🇨🇳 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗘 𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝗗𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚! Chinese glass company Hengxinfeng turned unrest in France into a viral marketing opportunity! The company didn’t even need to film the riots. It simply posted a video showcasing its supposedly unbreakable windows on social media — and it went viral. Talk about turning chaos into a marketing campaign! 😏 globaldissident
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From Deano Valley on FB, I think he posts on here occasionally but more on FB,he's absolutely hilarious
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Too good for gherkins and marmalade are you? Watch this space, mwah ha ha ha...💀
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Image from Larkin ☭ (@stonefish1234)
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£100 for your Gas Bill. £10 BILLION for Ukraine. Let that sink in..
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Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton.
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If your company is using AI then your ISO 9000 is out the window. And this amuses me.
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Bro is literally watching Fleetwood vs Arsenal from his bedroom window 😭
𝐉 (@JayCyberSecuri1) profile picture𝐉
@JayCyberSecuri1Oct 27
Some kid is literally watching Fleetwood vs Arsenal from his bedroom window😆
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😁🤣👇
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Let's not forget Sizewell C is currently 3-4 years behind schedule and isn't due to start producing electricity for at least another 13 years
Bernie (@Artemisfornow) profile pictureBernie
@ArtemisfornowOct 28
Er … now we find out that Sizewell C is a “terrible deal” and could cost taxpayers and bill payers as much as £62 BILLION!!! Here’s a bit of disinformation from Mad Ed.. Private investors will be happy though. For their investment of £4.7 BILLION in equity, they will own 55.1% of Sizewell, with expected annual returns of 10.8% -13%. Whilst get higher bills! Brilliant. So when Ed Miliband signed this deal in July 2025, promising to bring bills “down for good”. He didn’t really mean it.
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Has to be done
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😵‍💫👀 And not a single journalist will ask, "How on earth did he manage to do all that from a wheelchair?" This gets dafter by the minute.
Klaxon Wire (@KlaxonWire) profile pictureKlaxon Wire
@KlaxonWireOct 27
JUST IN: UK charges wheelchair user Mohmed Abdulkarim over RAF Fairford plot; accused of loading vans with petrol drums, water butts and smart dashcams
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