Love it; open to a few trades 😉.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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This. Ten times over.
I'm seeing an increasing groundswell on the Right saying the entire election was stolen.
I'm also seeing analysts I respect saying that the voting shift was consistently demographic-based across the board, a trend which would not be possible in some sort of electronically manipulated election.
I'm not saying voter fraud does not exist. It does. Alaska is an easy example.
I only ask that you remember that the Color Revolution plotters expected to win the midterms, and expected to use Trump and the MAGA movement contesting the results as a "redline" that could be used to declare Trump "illegitimate" and overthrow him.
That "redline" could occur anytime between now and January 3rd (the date the new Congress is seated).
I'm not telling you not to look for voter fraud.
I AM telling you to use good judgment and discernment and to realize that there are bad actors who may be stirring up some of these arguments as false flag ops.
Please be discerning.
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🚨 NOW: Rep. Tim Burchett tells the Democrats to SCREW OFF, SecWar Pete Hegseth is NOT being removed from office regardless of their impeachment attempts
🔥🔥
"NO. It's NOT gonna happen. On WHAT grounds? You impeach for criminal activity or something. What did he do? Followed the president's orders, Iran has nuclear capabilities. We know that...do we really want Iran with a nuclear bomb?"
Obliterating Iran's nuclear capabilities is NOT an impeachable offense. That's a MASSIVE reach
He can't even be removed without 2/3rds of the Senate. DEFEATED ON ARRIVAL! @PeteHegseth @timburchett
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Let’s be clear. @JDVance was in charge of Iranian negotiations. Not Trump. Now, he’s throwing shade. Trump shouldda blasted them from the get go.
I’m with @mattvanswol 👇
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I stopped watching @CNN about 15 years ago, because they were dishonest and dependent on their viewers being stupid. However, I have enjoyed this interview. 🤗🤗
Incomprehensible‼️
Their eyes are not open to the consequences to come to them. Sad 😞
Let this sink in:
60% of Michigan Jewish voters went with the team who openly and proudly hates them--and celebrates their deaths.
American Jews need to wake up.
With DSA and Islamists getting elected (by American Jews), it's only going to get worse.
timesofisrael.com/el-sayeds-…
Can we count on you @McConnellPress @SenMcConnell ⁉️
Please do something for the people on your way out of service.
@PCKY40031
My latest in @FoxNews:
MIKE DAVIS: Lame-duck Senate has unfinished business and a ticking clock
foxnews.com/opinion/mike-dav…
Now is not the time for sunshine patriots🇺🇸‼️
We fight because this country is worth fighting for. And we love it as much today as we did before the election. The USA and the West at large cannot be abandoned because of one bad night.
Great discussion with @chicksonright. Thanks for having me.
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@DataRepublican ???
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🚨 JUST IN: Florida Governor-elect UNLOADS on the LACK of major wins passed by Congress before the midterms
"There were REAL missed opportunities — SAVE America Act. We should've got that done a LONG time ago. President Trump's border security package! Should've got that through the Senate. REAL failure."
"The voters of this country are not tied to any party, they are looking at these issues and pocketbook, and they will move quickly."
THE COMEBACK STARTS NOW
Democrats have practically nothing to offer Americans other than more failure.
Now Byron will be delivering wins for Florida instead of a DEMOCRAT, thankfully, for the next 4 years ☀️
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🚨 BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt reveals President Trump is COOL AND COLLECTED about the Dems taking power, saying he's refusing to EVER cave on issues like border security, law and order, slashing taxes and deregulation regardless of what they do 👏🏻
"He knew this was probably the likely outcome. He tried anyway!"
"He is not ever going to surrender on his core values of border security, of law and order, of cutting taxes, of deregulation. But he's shown an ability to work with Democrats."
If Dems want to make an actual deal, they know who to talk to: DONALD TRUMP and STEPHEN MILLER!
And NEITHER of those patriots are going to give them mass socialism and amnesty. Period.
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🚨 JUST IN OVERNIGHT: Dave Chappelle is facing NATIONWIDE outrage and loss of fans over celebrating Charlie Kirk's m*rder
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got m*rdered….I feel better.”
The endless pile-on against Charlie and his family is sick!
He wouldn't say this if it was a member of his family!
I guess it's going to become more open-season with this demonic BS now that they won the midterms. Buckle up.
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I wish I could like this post 1M times.
Thank you @pstroybrewer
What?! The church wants to fight over women preachers and the timing of the rapture of the church?! NOW? 4 days after the election? This election?? IS THERE NOT A CAUSE??!!!!!! While these guys wet their skinny jeans over any excuse they can find not to be unified, the church needs to unify and fight for our NATION. Where’s your call to action for the NATION by the church? Address currant events and the state of what has happened and what God says about it. Will you help your hurting congregations and tell them how to be full of faith in the midst of scary things? Will u preach and demonstrate the importance of bravery and loyalty to Jesus now? What about having hope for your future, your stance against Islam, or living by a different spirit than the world we live in? What about the obvious injustice of the voting system and lack of Christian voters? What will your churches do in the midst of the persecution that is coming? Do they know how to walk with Jesus in the midst of a socialist growing culture? Do they know the local, regional and federal civil servants that are not hostile to the church and to their freedom? Are u going to be a church leader and a generational shepherd or are u going to join the dark side for the sake of your latest pet peeve? LEAD AND FEED IN FULL DEMONSTRATION OF THE SPIRIT AND OF POWER or go sell tacos from a pick up truck.
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Imagine if Secretary of State were put out on the election trail to explain the Iran conflict - not that all Americans would agree, but they’d understand the “why” with clarity.
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Hey @RepJamesComer.
In Kentucky, we support Pete Hegseth a helluva lot more than we support you.
Get behind Pete and the good work he’s doing, or dust off that resumé.
Another coward in the House of Representatives: @RepJamesComer.
Instead of standing with President Trump and @SecWar he's out there behaving like Massie, there are "a lot of questions about Hegseth" and piling on.🤡
Pathetic. Pete Hegseth is doing an incredible job. Just look at the military now. Every branch hit its recruiting goals months early in 2026, the third straight year of strong numbers after years of missed goals. The Army signed 61,500 soldiers, the Navy brought in 45,112 sailors, and the Army Reserve hit its goal for the first time in 10 years. Young Americans are lining up to serve again.
Maybe he spent more time working, holding his colleagues in Congress accountable to pass the agenda, and holding rogue judges accountable, that should have been his focus.
Another pandering RINO.
