Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
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You know how sometimes you hear certain words and it's hard to contain yourself....
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🤔What Happened to the Internet? - Come Back to @firefox
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Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
It's always "Can you bench press me?" instead of "Can you get a free CRT into your hatchback?" Tough out there for gamers.
since y’all always ask for an application to be my lover:
-how much can you bench?? (must be more than i weigh bc benchpressing me is a requirement in a relationship)
-can i use your armpit as an inhaler anytime i want? especially post gym pump
-can i suck on your biceps?
-how do you feel about rainforest cafe?
-are you a real eater? do you use fingers?? that’s a necessity
-do you want to travel the world together?
-can we eat a lot of food together?; especially while traveling the world
*MUST be passionate about humanity, mother nature, mutual aid, community, and making the world a better place*
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Replying to @SneedPlays
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
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Freakazoid premiered 31 years ago and remains the official cartoon of having too many tabs open.






























