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i think this is why the americans aren’t loving it it’s just so british christmas song coded. “it’s not christmassy!” americans wouldn’t know good christmas music because their only reference point is mariah carey
Alex retweeted
I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.
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the james bond casting discourse is so funny to me because only one man has ever gotten the daniel craig endorsement #BOWDOWNTOIRELAND
hes gonna take your role in your own life if ure not careful enough
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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"Hey let's have The Best Actor of His Generation audition against Dua Lipa’s husband and the guy from Slow Horses, that'll be really fair to those guys"
Brutal
Robert Pattinson has screen tested for the role of James Bond
(via @THR)
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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Ya me da miedo abrir twitter y descubrir que yo también estoy siendo considerada para el papel de James Bond
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i kinda feel sorry for weetbix. because you are just the humble australian breakfast weetbix but now it's 2026 and you have to do stuff like banoffee caramel crunch 10g protein
















































