Opinion-haver at @play_critically. Indie reviewer of indie videogames. Follow my yearly progress at #AndrewBeatsVideogames. he/him

Oregon, USA
Joined June 2012
The internet is the worst thing that ever happened to videogames.
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followers, reach out to me on bluesky goodbye for now
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No tweetdeck, no twitter. I'm gone.
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New Play Critically #indie review! inbento is a simple puzzle-solving game where I use puzzle pieces to rearrange squares in a bento box so it matches the squares in a second box. Unlockable vignettes give some soul to the plain squares. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/07/0…
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New Play Critically #indie review! Bleak Sword DX is a brutally challenging combat videogame with striking lo-fi graphics about a lone warrior on a quest to end the cursed King Rhael's Red Age. Read my review: playcritically.com/2023/06/2…
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Connect with me at the new location, my fellow refugees.
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Need to make a spreadsheet of all the cool people I follow here so I can try to find them on the next site.
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PlutoTV's More Star Trek channel is playing Deep Space Nine again after playing Voyager on loop for what feels like ~6 months. I hope this mean this channel will now alternate between Voyager and DS9 the way the not-more Star Trek loops between TOS and TNG.
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I'm going to buy a social media website for far more than it is worth. It makes most of its money from ad views. I will then limit the number of tweets viewable in a day, thereby limiting the number of ads viewable in a day. I am very smart.
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Elon Musk is the dumbest motherfucker in the dumbest motherfucking class of dumb motherfuckers.
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sometimes I think about how much the fanboys hate the fridge scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull while I remember that Raiders of the Lost Ark has a sneaky guy in an eyepatch with a nazi monkey sidekick
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Oh, are we talking about pardons again? I'm still mystified how somebody can get a pardon for a crime the investigation hasn't even begun for yet, let alone the indictment. Wouldn't that require knowledge of the crime and a plan to avoid it? Isn't that called a conspiracy?
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Does that include the four times I have to start over because I messed up my character build.
Standard Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough will take 75 to 100 hours, Larian says destructoid.com/standard-bal…
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A Republican president could stack the Supreme Court with justices who will rip away all of the progress we’ve made. hrc.io/1RkFeHS
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Call of Duty makes so much money *because* it is widely available. Making it an Xbox exclusive would be cutting off their nose to spite their face. I never understood all this panicking about the acquisition. You'll still get your military propaganda on PlayStation.
Microsoft's CFO says making Call of Duty exclusive to Xbox was never considered or discussed when she evaluated the $69 billion acquisition price. vgc.news/news/microsofts-cfo…
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Hmmmmmm not sure I'm wild about Secret Invasion's conceit of a million refugees infiltrating the planet, replacing people, and seizing the functions of power.
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Maybe in the MCU when the Skrulls take over the people will finally get the taco trucks on every corner we were promised.
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I wonder if the climax of Secret Invasion is going to be thousands of good guy Skrulls revealing themselves and showing they significantly surround and outnumber the extremists. Would be interesting to see that after the less-than-idealistic "solution" to F&WS' central conflict.
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