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I think being tipsy is actually being “drunk” And drunk is actually alcohol poisoning lol
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There’s a woman on TikTok who went viral yesterday cus she flew herself out to see a nigga that do not want her. All she brought with her is throat numbing spray and listerine strips. Mind you she’s 31 with 3 kids and he’s 25. The secondhand embarrassment is real.
payton ♡ retweeted
Do yall think the nba players be missing points and shit on purpose so they cousin parlay can hit for a million and they can stop asking them for money.
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She’s 31 and flew herself out to chill with this 25yr old cuz she was impressed by how fine he is. She paid for everything.
It went just as expected.























