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Kyubey: Do you have a question Homura? Homura: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Homura: Number one: How dare you?

Sayaka: A bomb? And you leave it lying around? Homura: I was gonna put it in a box. Sayaka: What's a box gonna do?

Junko: Hey, dude. What's going on? Madoka: Teenage rebellion. Junko: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.

Kyubey: Helen the magical girl. Homura: How did you almost know my name? Kyubey: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

Nagisa: You disgust me. Leave. Kyoko: Whats with this sassy... lost child?

Homura: I just want to be friends. Madoka: Good. Homura: Plus a little extra. Homura: Also I love you.

“Every ‘mirrorball’ person has a ‘this is me trying’ bsf”

Sayaka: But who can i trust? Mami: Yourself. Sayaka: [Scoffs and chuckles] No.

Sayaka: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you? Homura: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Sayaka: Homura is suspicious. And I, for one, do not want to wake up dead. Homura: I can’t believe I have to say this again: you cannot wake up and be dead.

Sayaka: I think I'm having a midlife crisis. Madoka: you're seventeen. Sayaka: well I'll probably be dead by thirty-four.

Homura [to Kyouko and Sayaka]:You guys are idiots, did you know that? Sayaka: In our own defence, we actually did know that.

Sayaka: Creating a new world will literally only end in pain and disaster Homura: Read 10:45pm✓

Kyouko: I was just telling Madoka how you tried to kill Sayaka. Homura: It was for love! Kyouko: Cool motive. Still murder.

Mami: What kind of tea is this? Kyoko and Sayaka: Oh, we boiled some Gatorade.

Kyoko: Have I ever let you down? Homura: Do you want me to answer that, or should I just glare?

Mami: You made Homura brood! Sayaka: Homura always broods. Homura: [staring off into the night on top of a skyscraper with the wind blowing in her hair] Homura: [allows a single tear to escape] That…is not true.

Sayaka: Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals? Kyoko: Okay, you have got this so completely backwards.

Mami: Perfect! Everyone’s got a date except third wheel Mami! Madoka: You’re not a third wheel! Homura: Technically speaking, you’re a fifth wheel.

Homura: what are you, twelve? Mami: yeah, on a scale of one to ten bye