I 💜 JS! I 💜 sarcasm.
Joined October 2017
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Item 1 in our code review guidance:
1. Be kind. Yes, a person is not their code, but writing code is a creative act. Creators are by nature intimately involved with their creation. You're going to be critiquing another person's creation, at a minimum, be kind when you do it.
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I think I like carpentry/electrical/etc. because you can take a pile of things in a fairly useless form and transform them into something very useful for a lifetime. And I like programming for the same reason.
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Die Vereinbarung beim #TrumpKimSummit – das haben sie erreicht:
Kim
- neue geile Propagandafotos
- Legitimierung seines Regimes
- kaum ein Wort zu Menschenrechten
- Einladung ins Weiße Haus
Trump
- Singapur besucht
- kostenloses Mittagessen
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"Uber will use artificial intelligence to identify drunk passengers. It will use factors like time of day, pickup location, and how long a user interacts with the app before making a decision."
That's not AI.
That's an if statement.
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Reminder:
Unit tests only cover what someone thought of. They do *nothing* to cover the unknown. They are a great thing to have, but be aware of what they are and what they aren't. Don't treat them as all-covering magic.
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It's important to realize a person can be very knowledgeable about one thing while being a complete idiot about another. This is also true for mentors. People are far from infallible.
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– “I’m drunk, but I can still drive.”
– “I’m tired, but I can still finish this piece of code.”
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Es gibt Menschen, die sind nicht integrierbar. Und Beatrix von Storch gehört mit Sicherheit dazu.
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I believe that we are each born with innate ability to do certain things well. When we discover what it is only a fool would ignore it.
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Me: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Barman: £3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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Die #AfD fordert Deutsch als Landessprache. Der SPD-Abgeordnete Johann #Saathoff reagiert im Bundestag mit einer Rede auf Platt. Warum, das erklärt er im @zeitonline-Interview – ebenfalls auf Platt: zeit.de/kultur/2018-03/deuts…
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how to get funding:
keep saying blockchain really fast until people in suits get confused and throw you money
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after a long day of debugging JS:
> ....maybe `undefined` could be a function
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I bought some milk over the weekend and also picked a new JavaScript framework to use.
At least one of these will be out of date before the week's up.