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Sydney, New South Wales 🧁
Joined September 2024
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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someone asked her to make a chris brown cookie
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"why do you ship them, they don't even interact!"
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Yes a 1k likes tweet is a hit to me
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I still laugh at 67 jokes.
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THIS IS KILLING ME
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I grew up in a christian household and loved halloween so much my family took me to see our cousins Halloween time so I could truly celebrate it, yall are miserable 😭😭😭😭
this is genuinely so sad.
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Les Américains quand on leur demande de choisir entre leur enfant et leur arme à feu
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My mom fighting with her far right sister and I hear “no wonder your husband cheated on you so much, you’re so easy to lie to”
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nunca pensei que ia gostar tanto de usar o Twitter
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Why are lesbians always having wars agasint each other on what being a real lesbian is???? let them have their straps and pillow princesses fucks sake
“strap is for fake lesbians” “i just think pillow princesses are selfish” “butchfemme is heteronormative”
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Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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“Having unhealthy addictions is bad!” Mfs when you DARE criticize porn addictions
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the ratio of men of color to white men
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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Les États-uniens quand faut élire une femme président au lieu d'un mangeur de bébé
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Jensen needs to shut the fuck UP
Jensen Ackles revealed he had a dream of Johnny Depp saying “A Mega Pint”. “I woke up yesterday morningfFor some reason was the clip of Johnny Depp saying “A mega pint”… i think what it was how could he say so much with so little and i appreciated that what he did in that moment…” (Via: Scotland Comic Con)
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