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Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? We know you do!
Here's the bartending (sorry, ✨mixologist✨) serial killer AU my amazing co-author and I have been working on a while.
#radioapple #appleradio #AlastorHazbinHotel #LuciferHazbinHotel
my boss is terrible at understanding his own tendency to be a walking contradiction.
"Lou you need to take more time off and get rest so you have energy for the spring"
"LOU I NEED TO YELL OVER THE PHONE AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK, PICK UP THE PHONE"
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Forever gonna be glad I didn’t ghost the random ass person who started sending me screen shots from a cute cat game like “look at this cat it’s spooky, you are also spooky and like cats, SO”
“Cat game person” became my emotional support German and they’re 10/10
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End of the year board reviews always kick my ass
You wanna be on the board again next year?
- Yes!
OK TELL US HOW GOOD YOU ARE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER???
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭
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Trying to motivate myself to make something of my silly little existence while watching the entire world burn isn’t going great imma just say
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Kicking my little feet bc I’m going to a conference at the venue where I went to my first con a gazillion years ago and the nostalgia is kicking in
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My evil cat has figured out that swatting at my tiny framed Alastor until the frame falls off the wall is an EXCELLENT way to get me out of bed. Thus increasing her chances of breakfast.
She's done it three times this week and I'm going insane actually
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Rapidly losing my sanity waiting to find out if I got the job or not. Shifting every half hour between hopeful anticipation and crushing disappointment in advance orz
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Me: I’m getting In*tagram to network in my chosen professional field and keep up with politics, it’s gonna be my ✨serious✨ platform
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Tale as old as time; waited too long to shop and cook so now I’m too hungry and tired to shop and cook
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I think about this post every damned day
Everyone's interpretation is valid i just love this deer man no matter what lmao #hazbinhotel #HazbinHotelAlastor
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