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Copenhagen
Joined May 2011
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Rishi Sunak has saved us all from a bunch of taxes that never existed!
Full video here: youtu.be/iAleHFLP03A?si=FoCa…
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Hey @Ryanair, my parents who are in their 70s and 80s, had accidentally downloaded the return flight boarding card instead of the outgoing ones and you charged them £110 to print them at the airport. £110 for 2 pieces of paper which took 1 minute. Shame on you – at La Sauvetat-du-Dropt, France
David Postlethwaite retweeted
We are being gaslit out of existence. Literally and proverbially.
Full version here: youtu.be/8Y_0rjKfyzw
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I was so embarrassed by this video that it was deleted shortly after being posted. So please don't share it.
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Hello #Brumhour, I hope everyone is well this Sunday evening? I'm putting on a webinar on 23rd March called "The top 5 skills a #data professional needs in 2020" It's free to attend if you are working from home or not and have time come along? Any Takers? eventbrite.co.uk/e/top-5-ski…
David Postlethwaite retweeted
An increasing body of evidence suggests that the time we spend on our smartphones is interfering with our:
—sleep
—self-esteem
—relationships
—memory
—attention spans
—creativity
—productivity
—problem-solving and decision-making skills
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David Postlethwaite retweeted
We’ve all been on a night out with a mate who says “It’s shit here - let’s go somewhere else.” Then when you leave you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won’t let you back in.
The UK is standing in a kebab shop at 2am arguing about whose fault it is. – at Edinburgh, Scotland
David Postlethwaite retweeted
My first #SQLServer conference of the year, so obviously I will learn more about ... Oracle (??)
#SQLKonferenz @postledm
David Postlethwaite retweeted
Starting my #sqlsatlinz with the session of @postledm - #azuresqldb and scale it horizontally.
#sqlsat810 #sqlpass_at #sqlpass #SQLFamily #Community #communityrocks #Azure
David Postlethwaite retweeted
#recap This sign outside a Bristol pub is pretty on the nose
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David Postlethwaite retweeted
Kerberos Taming the beast - @postledm talk on kerberos. Helped me again on Friday, blogged it Monday buff.ly/2eSvdDL #SQLSERVER
David Postlethwaite retweeted
Only Three more days left before the Dataminds User group session on Kerberos with @postledm ! Register at dataminds.be/events/event/ta…
