I travel the world pretending things are a cock. I am a book, an exhibition and a live show. PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK https://nitter.gq/t.co/NFktQVsWeh
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“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
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Just when you think this thing can't get any funnier, it tops itself. Wait for it.
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My friend’s kid just asked me: “Do you know what the most disgusting thing in the world is?” I asked what it was then she whispered to me “goblin’s piss”
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⚡️ New God of Thunder ⚡️
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Behold a masterpiece. I don’t know who this kid is or who posted it. My friend sent it to me and sent it was posted somewhere(thanks friend) so whomever this is I would love to give them credit or tell me to take it down. This kid is my hero. Enjoy the delightful profanity.
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Hahahahahahaha! If you don’t complete a gender reveal, will your baby be... human?
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PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK (yes, you read that right) premieres December 19th at SoHo Playhouse for #Fringeencoreseries! This brand new show is from Orlando!
TIX: bit.ly/31WBuDM
#pretendingthingsareacock #fringeencoreseries #offbroadway #sohoplayhouse @pretendcocks
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My #Fringe digest, night 1 - saw Pretending Things are a Cock, followed by Tadpoles: A Cummin of Age Story. Great continuity on our part. Both shows were hilarious and amazing. See them! I missed you, #orlandofringe
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Review: ’Pretending Things Are a Cock’ - 2019 Orlando Fringe orlandosentinel.com/entertai…
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Pretending Things Are a Cock
A Mulled Whine
Wellington, New Zealand
The product of award-winning comedian Jon Bennett's three years of global wandering. Pretend cocks alongside hilarious and surprisingly heart-wrenching true tales.
Red Venue
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OPENING NIGHT for JON BENNETT: HOW I LEARNED TO HUG @VancouverFringe! 8:15pm @WaterfrontTheatre. Show is not in the guide so we have 1/2 price tickets for tonight only! #vancouverfringe #vanfringe facebook.com/events/23870970…
★★★★★ - Theatre in London
★★★★★ - National Post