I do software things Chief Trench Officer

Zihuatanejo
Joined December 2020
Make the green chain green again. Bottoms close.
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A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started. Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now. Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue. We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months. Why? Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value. Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value? What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?! The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED! Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets! No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone. No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't — and BECAUSE AI HAS! Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity. This should be obvious to everyone right now. Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.
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OK, they've reached out and want to chat Good sign. Let's get this thing cooking again No one has hit the perfect combo of corp chain + on-chain vibes yet. It's possible, just requires a unique approach. Can still be done
Robinhood actually had the nerve to TEASE this? lol, lmao even Come on man. No public support at all for the chain in weeks now and promoting absolute GARBAGE Hey @RobinhoodApp and @RobinhoodCrypto if you want help finding people who can properly do this, my DMs are open
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Lmao the only guy that likes this dog shit rh promo idea is Jesse from base
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Wormhole. I was missing wormhole.
I'm waiting for TVL to turn around on robinhood then I'm going heavy here. What am I missing?
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Wow there is no floor, I love you
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What's this!? Secret Show with @DBro_FFB on Fandom NFL!? YES IT IS! Watch NOW! 📺youtu.be/l_JZ437RWVo
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Delete all that but $spring and load the hell out of that with all the capital you have available to deploy
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I'm waiting for TVL to turn around on robinhood then I'm going heavy here. What am I missing?
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I’m evicted. Wife and kids left. I have 5% battery left and no charger. Give me one CA to make it all back in 1 hour please, must be under 10k rn
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Big thanks to @BULL_THEORY_ for tipping me off about @AmericaFirstOne Just got $250 airdropped to my sons Trump account - such a cool cross over from crypto to normie world
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crypto nukes when the FED chair says the wrong words but you're bullish as the entire internet needs to be shut off? I'm a perpetual optimist but feels like sell everything szn
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Security called me at 6:12 AM today. "Patch every PHP server immediately." I asked what happened. "Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required." Cool. How many PHP servers do we have? According to inventory: 12 According to reality: Nobody knows. We found one running WordPress. Three running old internal tools. One under someone's desk. Two inside vendor appliances. A forgotten employee directory from 2016. And a server named: PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH Naturally, that one runs payroll exports. Then we found a PHP 5.6 box. I asked who owned it. The documentation said: BRIAN. Brian left in 2019. We called Brian. He said: "Oh wow, that's still running?" Excellent. By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call. CEO: "Can hackers actually get in?" Security: "Potentially yes." CEO: "Without a password?" Security: "Yes." CEO: "Then why do WE need passwords?" Not the lesson. Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue. Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers. Finance asked for a cost comparison. At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline. Marketing refused. "Our campaign is live." So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover. We finally patched everything we could find. Then our scanner discovered another PHP server. Hostname: TEMP-PHP-2014 Uptime: 4,512 days. Nobody knows what it does. Nobody owns it. Nobody can shut it down. But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels. Security has classified it as critical infrastructure. It is running PHP 5.4. The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees. The emergency patch took four hours. Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven. The internet isn't held together with code. It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
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my guys in a fresh polo lounging on pillows complaining about our dystopian economy
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The Week 7 Fantasy Football Pub is OPEN! 🍻 Guest @Fitz_FF & I talk Derrick Henry, JJ McCarthy, Bears WR, Josh Jacobs and more! Grab a pint at Fandom NFL 🏈 📺youtu.be/vwNuLTWAhaM
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This is my brand of evangelization. Amazing work.
me and the boys asking the Blessed Mother for more rizz, call it aura pro nobis
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If you can name the top ten Robinhood coins by mc from memory we can be friends. There are prob like 100 people in the world that can do this and 25% of them will see this post.
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The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest. He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them. He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard. “It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces. Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it. “Is that… hentai?” His legs are blown smooth off. 12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold. He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget. “GG faggot” He’s killed 500 men.
5am, Black Rifle Coffee consumed, Black Rifle Energy packed up, headed to the range
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Just because you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you have to do porn. Unrelated, stepping away from trading for bit.
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There are thousands of coins with a one month chart like this. I’m out till the grind to zero levels and reverses for a while. The floor just doesn’t exist rn.
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