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For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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We're gonna see chick-fil-a celebrating pride month in 2027. They're putting pronouns on home depot name tags
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woke being back means that it’s actually the perfect time for a glee reboot you guys didn’t have your third eye open
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as a texan i’m about to cry happy tears like y’all don’t know what the fuck this means fr
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dallas, houston, and san antonio always single handedly carrying the blue wave agenda in texas fuck the rest of yall
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one thing about Texas you can ALWAYS count on El Paso, Austin, Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio HOE! ALWAYS!!

























