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Joined January 2015
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Ole: We shall sign Verane and Sancho, this gotta be our season. Pogba: But we don't have a striker. Maguire: Yes, Rashy is sick Ole: We shall 1st let the dust settle and... Bruno: And what?????? Ole: Gentlemen i present to you, operation Cristiano Ronaldo
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No one rejects a phone call faster than a child watching cartoon on your phone
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo does NOT want to play a farewell match for Portugal following his international retirement! 🇵🇹❌ The Portuguese Football Federation wants to organise a tribute for him, but Ronaldo has no intention of returning for one final match. A phone call between Ronaldo and Jorge Jesus, arranged through Pedro Proença, was planned for today but did not take place. Ronaldo no longer wants to speak to the national team coach. — @observadorpt
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This proves right what Besigye said in 2020 ....
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Go to any football pitch in the world this evening. A dusty field in Lagos. A beach in Rio. A cage pitch in London. A narrow street in Cairo, Jakarta or Lima, with two stones and/or a stack of blocks for goalposts Wait for a free kick. You will probably see a boy step back, plant his feet wide apart, puff out his chest, take a deep breath and stare at the ball like it owes him money. You know exactly who he is copying. Cristiano Ronaldo retired from international football today. 23 years with Portugal. 146 goals in 234 games, more than any man in history. And I promise you, that boy on the street doesn't know half of those numbers. He doesn't need to. He knows the stance. He knows the "Siuuu." He knows the man. That's enough. That is what I want to talk about today. Not what Ronaldo did for Portugal. What he did for the boy watching from thousands of kilometres away. Think about it. Some of the people reading this were children when Ronaldo made his Portugal debut in 2003. Some weren't even born. For an entire generation, he has always been there. Every summer tournament, every big night, every argument about who is the greatest. Football without Ronaldo is something millions of fans have simply never known. Every young player knows the story by now. The skinny boy from Madeira, laughed at for his accent in Lisbon. The boy who stayed behind after training. The one who did sit-ups in his room at night. The ice baths, the diet, the gym when everyone else had gone home. Whether every detail of that story is true or not, the lesson landed in every corner of the world: talent alone is not enough. You have to outwork everybody. And he kept proving it. He was still scoring for his country at 40, still winning a Nations League final at 40. Players are supposed to fade by 33. He made "old" look like a choice. It went beyond the pitch too. A generation learned from him that a footballer can be a brand. That your body is your business. That how you speak, how you dress and how you carry yourself matters as much as your first touch. He became the first person in the world to reach one billion followers across social media. One billion. That is not a fanbase. That is a planet. Now, let me be honest with you. Not every boy copying the free kick stance will become a professional. Most won't. But many of them will take something from him that lasts longer than football. Discipline. Self-belief. Showing up every day, even when nobody is watching. That is a legacy you can't count in goals. So to every boy standing with his legs apart before a free kick this evening, in Lagos, in Rio, in London or anywhere else, keep doing it. Just remember the part of the story that happened when the cameras were off. Obrigado, Cristiano. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Parabéns, mano, por esta caminhada tão bonita! 🙌🏾🇵🇹 Inspiraste-nos a todos e fizeste-nos acreditar que, como portugueses, podíamos ser os melhores do mundo. Fizeste-nos sentir orgulho em nós próprios, como povo e como seleção. És e serás sempre uma referência para todos nós que te seguimos e que partilhámos contigo momentos maravilhosos, dentro e fora de campo. A Seleção é o ponto mais alto das nossas carreiras e tenho um enorme orgulho em ter feito parte da tua história. Para mim, és o melhor de todos os tempos, não só pelo jogador que foste e por tudo o que deste à nossa Seleção, mas também pelo que representaste para todos nós. Mesmo quando muitas vezes discordávamos, estávamos sempre a crescer, a melhorar e a aprender. E isso também te devemos. Por tudo isso, só posso dizer: muito obrigado, Capitão! O que fizeste por Portugal e por todos nós jamais será esquecido. 🐐👏🏾
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Did you know you can get a plot of land in Uganda for as low as UGX 400,000.
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This is very accurate.😂 I don’t know if i am the only person who hates seeing those microphones these days especially during press conferences. They make the visuals look very ugly mwana. It even becomes worse when 5 of them or more are clipped on someone’s shirt or coat.
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I think Clever J was being demanded 18 months of rent and had a pregnant woman back at home when he was making "Ensi Yaleeta" coz man really cooked.
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Avoid conditions and environments that make you overthink.
Let's help a Man
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Problem solved for both Banda and Bandali
I can't decide if I should drink coffee or alcohol.
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Kale laba ebizibu bya abagaga mwana...
You go to the garage thinking you’ll spend around 150K, only to end up wasting 700K. 😭
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The spiritual realm is real. You’re busy chasing money… while someone else is chasing your soul. You’re too trusting. Too friendly. Too careless. Wake up. Watch who you sleep with. Watch who you do business with. Watch who you drink with. The price of ignorance is destruction.
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Quex's music career
2023 is like yesterday, what did Joshua Baraka eat?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Remboy the ultimate final Geezer 😄😄😄
This is the most satisfying video on the TL right now🥹❤️
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Can you prompt ai to paint for us the picture of how that guy looks with the hair and beards so that we learn how to look in front of our inlaws so as not to get rejected.
This guy proposed to Bae. Only to reach in the girls home and get rejected because of his hair and beard by the parents. But the girl already pregnant 🤰. The parents want to the girl to keep the child but don't want the father. The girl doesn't know what to do man 😫
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Members of Parliament after an election.
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In this Uganda, you can run mad because of love
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