annalese📚

not to be cornplating but is it common for the maternity ward to be on the fucking 24th floor?? like idk that sounds odd to be so high up

“which is worse - bear or bryan” sorry can’t hear you im too busy watching bryan crying like a baby after leaving the most heartfelt apology and love letter to his pregnant girlfriend bffr

do i wait for someone to write bryan getting bit but then a RE protag comes along and instantly cuts off his arm world war z style or do i do it myself

he says idk so much he says it for his gender

bryan the type of boyfriend who would stay in their room when michelle’s friends come over but towards the end of the night he’s out in the living room getting all the tea wearing a face mask and giggling

both poor with girlfriends and doing gay for pay (their idea)

zach cregger had to get rid of so many jokes bc the movie was too funny due to all of austin’s screams and shrieks

rookie cop leon finding bryan’s lost beanie and he likes it enough to pick up and wear but then later a woman breaks out in tears when she sees the beanie and he immediately feels terrible

“bryan why are you staring!! run!!” meanwhile the guy just killed a dog and two people using a gun he’s never touched in his life. you’re lucky he got up eventually

bryan was a little too chill stealing that cereal. do you guys think he regularly stole food from the break room at hospitals ?

matter of fact people saying bryan was just a normal guy meanwhile he would’ve had michelle AND leon giggling

“learn to climb, bitch!” isn’t talked about enough. no wonder he got a baddie. you know he had michelle giggling in class

wait do we know why the sundress lady was super chill with bryan up until later? was it dying and slowly came back?

i start my job at the hospital tomorrow and i hope it goes better than it did for my good personal friend bryan

i’d lick his lips too he ain’t special

unfortunately austin abrams is my entire type. down to the shyness, hair, eye color, humor, and his jewelry. he’s my little barbie doll come to life

i’m no better than a man bc i really thought bryan ate when he said your body your choice