Ngāti Kuia/Rangitāne o Wairau/Ngāti Rārua/Ngāti Takihiku Ko Kaikaiawaro te taniwha, semi-poet, failed actress
New Zealand
Joined November 2011
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um, I'm calling this Maori autofiction. It is from my book, due out in November from THWUP. I'm not allowed to call it Boy Crazy, probably because I am 44.
newsroom.co.nz/readingroom/s…
I'm teaching how to write professional sounding letters and emails and the temptation to show the students how not to write an email by showing them some of mine is strong
Madonna shares statement on health scare recovery: ‘I realised how lucky I am to be alive’
theguardian.com/music/2023/j…
what if Simeon Brown is the prime minister this country deserves, LOL, i mean we could have a proper civil war then
I really like my new therapist but I miss the guy I saw for eight years who admitted once that during one of my monologues he had fallen asleep.
had a dream James Wallace was wearing a bra made of coconut shells and no one would take a photo except my friend Kerry, lol
Sorry this is triggering, and yes I am fine, I just want to have a hooter and a kanikani and laugh with old friends.
as a Leo (it's our season so fuk up lol) it's hard not to feel like the internet is talking to me and me only
I know politics is dead for me because my Kiri Allan bugbear is the amount of people who spell her surname wrong, why, whhhyyyyyyy?
yesterday I decided my Uber driver was a white supremacist because he had a yellow hoodie with Australia written on it and he was wearing camo pants