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I fell in love with this sentence:
“Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”
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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane
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Every time I visit my nigga in jew york I'm sad I'm leaving.
Gotta go vote tho... – at Brooklyn, NY
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just drank a glass of water while I was peeing and it felt like I was giving my body an oil change
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The sidewalks, they all stand in fear
I've cracked more sidewalks than I've cracked beers! – at Brooklyn, NY
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not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time
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Can you both be tall somewhere away from my trash can?
We had to ask Abby who is taller: @BigBird or me. What do you think?


























