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I once participated in a seed deal where the valuation peaked at $1B, but I was still locked and now my tokens are worthless and im a permanent community member

Joined March 2023
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
so basically every major chain is available on Keeper as of now my favorite part about this is how we can trade Solana memes on it and tokenized stocks on Solana next chain that they will launch imo will probably be Optimism but who knows, might be even Monad
TON in Keeper ✅ Bitcoin in Keeper ✅ Ethereum in Keeper ✅ TRON in Keeper ✅ BNB Chain in Keeper ✅ Arbitrum in Keeper ✅ Base in Keeper ✅ Solana in Keeper ✅ Avalanche in Keeper ✅ Polygon in Keeper ✅ Robinhood Chain in Keeper ✅ Who’s next?
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Why operators like @Dialectic_Group use Makina to manage onchain strategies: When cross-chain opportunities exist in DeFi, Makina allows them to capture that yield. or When a new strategy category opens, like yielding on tokenized stocks, they can launch new vaults in days.
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
cool that this isn't a ct bubble ranking finally a board where crypto people have to compete with the rest of the internet
Motion is the new moat. So we ranked the internet by it. Who did we get wrong? leaderboard.motion.game
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Tokenized stocks have unique tickers on Base. e.g. AAPL is AAPLc When you deposit that stock in a Machine on @makinafi to earn yield, you receive back in your wallet a “Machine Token” that represents your share of the strategy. e.g. Deposit AAPLc and get yAAPLc So, why the y?
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
what are the best features added into crypto/defi/rwa in these last few months? I think that @AnomaPay making trading tokenized stocks private is definitely up there in top 3 but I wanna hear what everyone else thinks
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
my DD: the boys are in. so I'm in
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
I'll be honest, I was one of the people in August who started wondering if the ETF story had run its course Every week the outflows kept coming and the takes got darker and it was hard not to get pulled into that mood, looking back I think a lot of it was just allocators being patient and waiting for a price they were comfortable with, not some big shift in how institutions see Bitcoin What strikes me most is how fast the sentiment flipped once the money started moving again Nobody wants to be the first one back in after a rough stretch, but nobody wants to be the last one either, once a few big players showed their hand you could almost feel everyone else scrambling to not be the one explaining to their clients why they sat out It's a good reminder for me personally. I spend a lot of time reading into weekly numbers and trying to call what comes next and this market keeps humbling anyone who gets too confident off a bad month The people who just held their positions and ignored the noise are the ones looking smart right now
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
This is so true I like Zcash, I really do but privacy shouldn't be tied to a chart For example as he said @AnomaPay is doing it the right way They make privacy possible on existing coins and chains, meaning you aren't watching simple charts rather privacy is just there working So yea I think the future of privacy for our space is Anoma
I've been seeing a lot of people put a price tag on privacy, they watch the price of Zcash and if its up they will say privacy is the future, if its down they will condemn privacy Like y'all are missing the entire point of privacy, privacy shouldn't be reduced to just a simple chart but its much more than that and its a major piece that is still missing in crypto Crypto still mostly runs on radical transparency For example every transfer, balance, payroll, OTC desk, DAO vote etc etc can be reconstructed by anyone with a laptop and time Lets take a look at trad finance a bit for this Cash didn't work this way, banks did not publish your full history to the street, gold in a vault did not come with a public graph of every previous owner Bitcoin solved issuance and settlement but it did not solve the fact that a permanent public ledger is a surveillance and targeting surface Exchanges, analytic firms, governments and future AI systems get better at reading that surface every year Privacy is the layer that says the network can verify a payment is valid without turning your financial life into a public dataset That is what shielded transactions, mixers, confidential amounts and zk systems are trying to restore Zcash is one attempt at putting that property on a scarce issuerless asset, it is not the whole category and its price is not a scoreboard for whether privacy matters This imo is also why @AnomaPay matters a lot for our space It isn't another privacy ticker to watch and its actively trying to put that missing layer into actual payments as seen with all the updates they had in recent months They made it possible to send and receive privately with assets people already use, on chains they already hold them Their focus is all on making privacy onchain a normality rather than having a chart decide if privacy is the future or not At the end privacy is something you can use with them and not something you only tweet about when ZEC is green
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Market Cap
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bro 😭😭
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You’re about to live this.
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what no motion looks like in the U.S.
what motion looks like in the U.S.
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its still crazy to me how people don't know that they can get privacy easily in crypto like you can do it via @AnomaPay in a minute and get zcash level privacy on your existing assets man this is so overlooked
still crazy that proving one thing usually means handing over everything if all you need to know is i’m over 18 why do you need my passport lol privacy should be the default
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
weird how that works
craziest optical illusion ever stare at the Anoma arrow for 20 seconds and you’ll realize you could have shielded all your onchain activity from public exposure in that amount of time with @AnomaPay do it now: AnomaPay.app
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
How I do things lately in crypto: -for my wallet I use phantom and @wallet_tg mostly, phantom for Solana stuff and in wallet tg I keep my tokenized stock portfolio -when I want privacy I use @AnomaPay for private payments, confidential swaps etc etc (I'm hyped af for their crypto card) -if I don't want to spend a lot of money but I want to trade big I use @o2dotapp turbo account where I get access up to $10k in trading capital, I just need to put a small refundable margin and viola I'm done So yea these are the things that keep me occupied in crypto currently, if y'all have something that I should take a look at do tell me
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
i’ve been using Turbo Accounts on @o2dotapp and the biggest difference for my trading is having access to substantially more capital while still keeping every bit of the profits I make instead of being limited by my own funds, I can work with up to 10 fucking thousand in buying power after posting a refundable margin and paying a fixed premium, then trade real spot markets without evaluations or profit splits that combination lets me size positions more effectively according to my strategy, and when a trade works the full gain stays with me rather than being shared. It has made the process feel more direct, since the capital is available quickly and the results belong entirely to the trades I actually take most bullish thing is that getting a Turbo account is as simple as depositing. literally free money
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Goodbye prop firms. Hello @o2dotapp turbo accounts Tbh I expected there to be a catch somewhere. Evaluation or profit split or hidden subscription or something. Haven't found one yet. o2 turbo accounts are BY FAR my favourite way to get more money to trade with
More trading power has always come with strings attached: • Funding rate risk • Overcollateralization • Evaluations • Profit splits Enter o2 Turbo Accounts 🧵
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Monitor the motion. Big week.
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
From this list I mostly use phantom and rabby but I also recently started using @wallet_tg, I found it fascinating bcs its deeply embedded into telegram Also I like it bcs it offers both custodial (which is great for those that are just starting their crypto journey) and self custodial options Btw its peer to peer transfers is instant to other telegram users and it has zero fees Overall its making crypto feel way more accessible and easier to get through if you are just getting started in crypto
Which wallet do you use the most? • @MetaMask • @phantom • @Rabby_io • @wallet
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
⁠this might be the most interesting tech IPO of 2026. bending spoons doesn't build from zero, they acquire platforms with millions of users and make the business actually work q1 revenue $601M already
🍴 Big IPO next week. Are you in? @bendingspoons lists on Nasdaq June 30. You know their products: Evernote, Vimeo, WeTransfer, Eventbrite, Remini, StreamYard, AOL. They take underperforming platforms with millions of existing users, rebuild them from scratch and make the business more profitable. The numbers back it up. 💵 2025 revenue: $1.31B, up 95%. Q1 2026: $601M, up 132%, already profitable. Target IPO valuation: $19B. 🪙 Submit your application and deposit funds. On IPO day you'll receive tokenized Bending Spoons shares. 👉 bit.ly/Bending_Spoons_IPO ⌛️ Applications close June 29, 15:00 UTC.
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