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A P 💙

@profgrump

Occasionally tweets funnies and crafts. Socialist, lover of slippers and toast. Currently hooked on House of Games. Mastodon - @profgrump@home.social

Joined August 2012
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Feck me. Jenrick or Badenoch. Someone who, in a pit of slimy bastards comes out the slimiest and doesn't display a single ounce of hubris when confronted about helping his buddy avoid tax, Or Someone whose surname indicates a worse version of a famous evil racist. Wow.
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Despite Musk seemingly doing what he can to turn his app into a pit of hate, it still has magical moments.
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I live in a Tory stronghold so I'm pleased to see someone out with this,🎄
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Ding dong the witch has gone! Don't let the door hit you on your way out you odious bitch.
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Private Eye nails it
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Noticing that Instagram was too nicey-nicey, Zuck has launched threads, a bird alternative. Launched today, how long will it take to become a cesspit of bigotry, hate and ill-educated idiots? #Threads
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0%By the end of the day
33%By the end of the week
0%It'll be nice forever?
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Tory MP mocking someone for mental health struggles. And to think RW throbbers like Soapy or Crafty will QT responses to this bollocks to have a pop at the left? They can all get in the bin. @Conservatives surely this conduct falls well below what you'd expect?
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Vile Internet troll in personal issues shock. Cares little for the welfare of others however when spouting her foul-mouthed bile on twitter. Excuse me for playing the world’s smallest violin 🎻
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Standing at the NEC for a couple of days. Got a potential client to sit down for a chat. I'm to sit opposite over the table. I sat down too quick and sat on one of the boys. Right opposite some bloke I'd never met, trying to impress and I'm crying and whimpering. FML 😭😭😂
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This is probably the angriest film I’ve ever made & I make no excuses for my rage - this is a make-or-break moment for parliamentary democracy - where is UK media? I won’t just stand by whilst this Government strips us of our liberties - if you’re with me please RT this widely
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Fecking NASA!
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Hey Twitter! So where is the Prof today? Hope the weather is as nice where you are and don't forget, fuck the Tories!
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Do you know @tiffy201 ?
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Hey Twitter! So does anyone know where I am?
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Living in a terrace betwixt old folk I've been used to peace. Only peep I heard was a bit of C& W music from one side's bathroom on a Sunday night (must have been bath night). Now have a younger neighbour who for the last hour has been having very loud but joyful sex. Jammy Git.
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Dominic Raab - Accused of bullying. Denies being a bully. Report finds he is a bully. He resigns but delivers his resignation aggressively, like a bully would. Seems the cap fits. What a prick.
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Thought of the day
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Morning Twitter! Just letting you all know you need to have a good day today. It's the law because it's my birthday. Not just any birthday but my 50th. Half a bastard century. I'll be in the corner with a bottle of vodka crying through the cake 😁😭😁😭🎂😭😁😭🍻
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#wherestheproftoday
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