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keelan dx

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Joined August 2020
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@sadreturnsJul 16
looking through my old hard drive and finding some gemmy screencaps i took from the facebook era
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A few days ago I said I was really rather ill. In fact, this was a cover for the heist that I was pulling off, nicking $6.3 billion off crypto. I've now got the prob of what to do with it all. Why didn't I think of that before I did it?
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I’m on facebook marketplace, messaging sellers things like “I hate your shitty item. I would never buy this in a trillion years.”
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The h3 podcast is for gay people who dont know who John Waters is
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I had two ribs removed so i could suck my own ribs
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.@timheidecker did my latest headshots and they look terrible. he's trying to charge me for it. not paying.
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scat cat@SmokiePuss27 Jun 2013
Replying to @nathanfielder
@nathanfielder those poor kittens :( I hate you even more
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scat cat@SmokiePuss27 Jun 2013
Replying to @nathanfielder
@nathanfielder I hate you ! That is all
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@WildSentences1 Feb 2022
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