Joseph Smith

This @TedNugent fellow reminds me of Sampson Avard. "If the enemy comes, the Danites will be after them, the brethren in self-defense."

#CNN Exit Polls not seen: Number of voters in Celestial Heaven: Romney 65% Obama 35% That's odd b/c there r no sons of Ham & Egyptus there.

I kept a book listing young women who I would give to Saints as wives. Maybe that's what @MittRomney was thinking about. #bindersfullofwomen

"Lying for the Lord" is an accepted practice, you Dems need to get use to that when the Saints are in power.

@MittRomney This asshole John Sununu, Get rid of him! He's a leach that will be nothing but a pain in the ass when your in the WH.

@MirrRomney Who the fuck are you? Now I'm confused.

George & I are meeting w/ God in the morning, George will ask for miracle Wed. night b/c that's what it will take for Mitt to pull this off.

I'm watching morning joe, yes, we have TV in Celestial Heaven, these assholes are totally taken by @MittRomney's bullshit. Mormons RULE!

If George doesn't lighten up I'm thinking I might take away a couple of his wives, That always pisses him off.

George Romney is here in Celestial Heaven & his head is getting so fucking big. It's Mitt this & Mitt that, he's getting on my nerves.

The rose story @MittRomney told about his mother. I gave him that, it works everytime & I used it a lot to get laid. Of course it's bullshit

As a Doctor he was able to take care of any unwanted pregnancies & there were many. This guy was a real hound dog w/ a constant erection.

Bennett loved the Saints, he loved the idea of celestial marriage not so much for everlasting life, but for all the sex he was able to get.

I've been following this abortion issue. Did you know we had our own in house abortionist living w/ us in Nauvoo. He was Dr John Bennett.

I take exception w/ Obama's statement "you just can't make stuff up". I made shit up all the time, that's how I became Prophet.

@MittRomney You are surrounding yourself w/ too many non-believers. This John Sununu person is embarrassing you.

they shall be broken up as a gov & God shall damn them & there shall be nothing left of them not even a grease spot! w/ aid of @MittRomney

I prophesied by virtue of the holy Priesthood vested in me & in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ that, if Congress denies my petition(cont)

In 1843, I petitioned Congress to make Nauvoo an independent fed territory & my private army the Nauvoo Legion be made part of the US Army

One man empowered from Jehovah has more influence with the children of men than eight hundred million led by the precepts of men. ~ Me