@protagonistofX

A human. Allegedly. Technically an adult.

 United States
Joined December 2025
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My friend is buying an island eventually so we’re probably gonna need Starlink
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bacchic owl ❤️‍🔥🌲
@doom_gazerOct 27
That's what it means to be a wiggan
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If you get turned on by someone’s voice it’s so over. You’ve gotta find a way to induce the ick post haste.
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no context memes
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Kk 🔞@kk_artingOct 27
why does he look like a pretty lesbian im being srs
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Eli
@elkelkOct 27
Setting the mood by lighting my Fresh Beef McCandle
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Aelfred The Great
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Are you kidding me
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@usedgovOct 27
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemesOct 27
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This song came on shuffle last night and now here it is. 😓 Sam has the same leather jacket as me also
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Tell me whyyyyy 🎶💃💃 Another ULTIMATE BANGER with Elon, Jensen, Dario, Sam 🤣🤣💀💀
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Bill G. Wolcott | Author
@billgwolcottOct 27
If they tell you not to get "too full of yourself" every time you feel proud, confidence may be getting policed.
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Is it weird if im a woman but ive done this
Cybele
@cybelethebestOct 27
(Guy who eats a pound of ground beef cooked in a skillet with salt for dinner): “Why do women get so stressed about cooking?”
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Really disturbing when I have a song in my head, fire up Spotify, and it immediately plays.
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cinnamon@sienna14141Oct 27
can we delete twitter views i dont need to see how many people ignored me
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My grandpa was “Gaga”
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@Shitpost_2048Oct 27
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Unfiltered Shit
@unfilteredmemeOct 27
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they’re selling adrenachrome mango kale smoothies at Jamba Juice
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Quality customer service
Orwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeOct 26
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I lived in a house where the door to the garage was “righty loosey, lefty tighty” instead of the traditional rhyme and it threw me off for so long.
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