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Vejle, Danmark
Joined November 2010
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I don’t need to know any more, I support her
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Why does Clock Twink have chemistry with every other man on this show, this new guy was about to leap over the table to feed him that artichoke #TheGildedAge
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I love that he’s not afraid to get slutty with it.
Morgan Spector covers the latest issue of Man About Town 📸: Jacques Burga
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“One of the coolest theories” and it’s one of the explicit central story beats like they literally have characters spell this out for you 🤦🏻‍♂️
One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Paul Atreides was never truly the Kwisatz Haderach the Bene Gesserit intended—he was a rogue variant who forced the path open too early, and the real one (or the one who could have walked the Golden Path without becoming a tyrant) was always meant to emerge much later. The idea is that his prescience locked the universe into a narrower, more violent timeline, which is why Leto II had to take the extreme measures he did to force humanity off that track. It also ties into the theory that the sandworms themselves are a kind of living archive of ancestral memory—each worm carrying fragments of the consciousness of every Fremen and every previous God Emperor who was absorbed into the spice cycle. So when someone takes the Water of Life, they’re not just accessing their own genetic memory; they’re briefly plugging into a planetary-scale consciousness that has been evolving for millennia. Makes the whole ecosystem feel even more alien and deliberate.
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getting honeypotted by this is crazy
Wait wait wait wait wait she met this guy and got ENGAGED TO HIM in the THREE MONTHS since the primary?
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Saw a tiktok of a New York bakery selling s’mores bagels so I recreated at home. Can confirm it is legit and I fear I will be doing this every weekend now. Devoured before the cold open of SNL had even finished 🐷
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Something I never see talked about is how this bitch got away with everything and left Torrance to clean up the mess
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It was integral to the version of the story Villeneuve was trying to tell (that everybody’s hot for Oscar Isaac)
got to the point in dune (the book) where leto dies and herbert literally describes the whole outfit he’s wearing from his shirt to his pants so villeneuve just made oscar isaac naked for fun
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I’m so excited because I’m showing people who’ve only seen The Thing the rest of Carpenter’s Apocalypse trilogy tonight and they’re honestly three of my all-time favourites 🙌🏼🙌🏼 Halloween horror movie night is going to be 🔥
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Reminder that there is no need for living standards to fall, pain is not inevitable, everything can be improved starting Monday, they are doing this to protect the rich who own the govt and telling you this below because there is absolutely no threat to them whatsoever.
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Incorrect, acceptable sexuality in Britain is policed by women from The Three Middles (class, age, brow)
It is absolutely mental to ban consensual pornography, with a sentence of up to 2 years for possession, just because it involves some BDSM that the landed gentry find distasteful.
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They did this with the secret traitor last season and it was naff. You just want to play The Traitors, and that’s fine! Just get the board game. The Traitors are too active in making game decisions , keeping their identity secret would make a boring TV show
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When I read this spoiler before seeing the episode itself I was like “haha okay they’re being hyperbolic clearly it’s like at least a few weeks later when she gives birth”… well…
Wow. Ben tells Madison the condom broke. Boom Madison gets pregnant. Delivers the baby girl. She’s not breathing. The devil comes smack the baby on her butt. She started crying. #AHS13
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A consequence of The CW and Freeform’s downfall is that nobody grows up on a diet of teen dramas filming 20 episodes a year populated by 30 year olds cosplaying, and therefore people do not learn how to suspend their disbelief over something so trivial
why do all austen adaptations think the ages of the characters are unimportant
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eu em 2067 assistindo a 54ª temporada de american horror story e sendo revelado que o Papa Legba é irmão de terceiro grau do Tate Langdon
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Definitely wrong for Denmark, I’ve been in restaurants where the kitchen has completely closed before 8pm
Dinner Time in Europe
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The map is incorrect. Perhaps the most notorious example of its inaccuracy is the dinner time described for Spain, which usually occurs between 9pm and 11pm. spainfoodguide.com/when-spaniards… spanishsabores.com/spain-dining-g…
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The unbearable Tory twink (well former twink now I guess) has made a second good point
Making it the norm to provide BANK DETAILS or PASSPORT DETAILS to access normal websites, we are going to see a lot of fake websites stealing unsuspecting law abiding people's details.
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Why do you all hate your friends
You’re catsitting for the week for a good friend. The friend leaves a note on the fridge with general apartment info, including, “help yourself to anything in the fridge”. Would you assume “help yourself” includes thawing out and cooking the New York Strips in their freezer without replacing them?
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genuinely what are you supposed to do in this pensioner cucked nation
🚨 NEW: Ofcom says all adults should have to use their ID to access social media. • Ofcom has recommended four methods for verifying users’ ages ahead of the UK’s ban on social media for under-16s, which is due to come into force in March next year. • The four methods suggested, subject to government approval, are photo ID matching, banking-based checks, live facial age estimation and digital ID. • The regulator noted that verifying the ages of 16 and 17-year-olds is challenging because many do not have credit cards, full driving licences or passports. • Ofcom chief executive Dame Melanie Dawes said the ban can work if firms carry out highly effective age checks, and that the regulator will take action against companies that fail to comply.
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