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here we go

i am just like you except i am 58 years old

how could you not be a lesbian?

that is just my luck

everbody loves the sunshine

what day is it today?

talking to animals is my next ethical minefield

and if you don't understand, don't even bother to ask

6 bomba rasclaat pussy bomba bludclaat eggs?!

i am walking through the crowd

i stand among you all

i'm the type of guy to work for umbrella corporation because i have bills to pay and mouths to feed. however, when something unethical occurs and i have the ability to so something about it, i don't just blow the whistle; i straight up mila jovovic that shit (except i'm retarded)

i bought a car

i will take you to a dark place

everyone is a fucking snake

you're fucked; regardless of if you vote or don't

i am deadass retarded on #god