blackmailing @billclinton since 99

Joined June 2017
Proud advocate of tokenized nostalgia
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White people be like “white people be like”
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Babe I was thinking for our anniversary we could watch the family guy episode where Peter becomes a dj
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Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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new aesthetic unlocked: Frutiger Halloween
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tuesday is just monday leaving the body
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Where do they hide the rare groceries
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When you’re bored so you abuse stimulants
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Early Facebook post are amazing
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I’m high on lsd in Office Depot staring at the astrobrights paper wrapping
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If you’re in crypto pivot to Japanese grasshopper scooter finals
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plugging your usbc charger directly into the usbc slot on hotel side stands instantly transfers all of your info to China
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My post came home and told me you ignored it
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I hope the puppy monkey baby is doing alright
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I’m off those electrolytes bro
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Pulling up to the hike with a case of beer and flip flops
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My dad works for crypto he’ll get your wallet banned
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Officer I have your gun
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Beijing Bikini Maxxing
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Buying 10k worth of boost on a tweet that says hi
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