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Musiala, Karl, Pavlović, Olise, Bischof, Urbig, and Upamecano | Müller and Lahm are the GOATs | @enmaroc 🦁 @Alriyadiclub 💙💛 + Political twist

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Thomas Müller career in numbers. From a child in Bavaria to the KING of Bavaria. From a little kid with dreams to creating a new position. "Der Raumdeuter", a legend of the game that will never be forgotten 🤍❤ #DankeThomas
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He didn't just visit Palestinians . He stood with them. Smiled with them Salute SIR lewis hamilton
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Someone put an end to this asap
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Sooo... this is the end?🫠💔
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🚨 STAT: Nicolas Jackson went to Bayern to farm and came back with 11 goals. He came back to the intensity league and he already has 9 goals in 3 months.
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F*ck Pini Zahavi
Barcelona are interested in Jonathan Tah and have made an inquiry with a view to a potential January move. Barça sporting director Deco is looking for an experienced centre-back to play alongside Pau Cubarsí. However, Tah is currently not thinking about leaving Bayern and is happy at the club. A January move is rather out of the question. Nevertheless, Tah's agent Pini Zahavi has a very good relationship with Barça president Joan Laporta [@Plettigoal]
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OMG 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣 I closed replies so I don't waste more time on a meaningless conversation! Don't worry about me. I do do many imp researches per day The og post doesn't have enough info so if you want to share useful info, reply, if not, keep scrolling. As simple as that!
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Wallahi it would've took less effort to explain what that group actually is and does instead of all of playing the "I know, but you are ignorant and I am not gonna tell you" role 😂😂😂 baleha l sharmata yi
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In other words 7elle 3an tize l3ama shu fadye
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Hoeneß need to stfu
Uli Hoeneß's comments yesterday sparked internal criticism and bewilderment at Bayern. The general feeling was that, while Uli's comments were understandable in terms of their substance, the way he expressed them was unnecessary. The reason is that Hoeneß' remarks have once again shifted the focus towards Musiala's neurological condition, despite the fact that in recent weeks he had been suffering from nothing more than a conventional football injury (a muscle fibre tear) Musiala has not experienced any absence seizures for two months, meaning his neurological dysfunction is well under control. His last publicly documented collapse occurred during the friendly match in Heidenheim on August 18th. His medication has been adjusted, and doctors continue to believe he is capable of returning to his absolute peak form For Vincent Kompany, Musiala remains the ultimate game-changer in his Bayern team. The Belgian coach regularly supports and motivates Musiala internally, and has also done so publicly [@mano_bonke, @kessler_philipp]
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Dayot Upamecano voted in 8th place in the defenders list for the FIFPRO World 11
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And I am sorry, but what is wrong with celebration? Isn't this "Freedom of belief"? Are western countries prefering any type of freedom over religious freedom or what?
🇩🇪 Jürgen Klopp is planning a conversation with Felix Nmecha following the criticism the latter has faced for his celebration against Elversberg Background: After scoring both goals in Dortmund’s 2-1 win over Elversberg, Nmecha performed his crown celebration. The gesture is associated with the evangelical network “Ballers in God” (BiG) and its campaign “The King’s Return.” According to investigations, including one by ARD’s Monitor programme, parts of the religious community hold homophobic and anti-LGBTQ+ views and describe abortion as “Satan’s plan”. LGBTQ+ organisations classify BiG as Christian fundamentalists. Dortmund’s Fan and Supporters’ Department strongly criticised Nmecha over the weekend and called on the club to clearly distance itself from evangelical networks DFB sporting director Rudi Völler commented on the topic: "Of course, there's freedom of religion and freedom of belief. Everyone is free to practise their faith in their own way. Some people like it, others don't. We'll speak to him about it again, because it has now become a public topic. The most important thing with a topic like this is to first understand it properly. The proper procedures for dealing with these matters must be ensured. So far, I can only say positive things about Felix. He did an outstanding job at the World Cup, not just as a footballer, but also in the way he conducted himself between games. He is very popular among his teammates and is a thoroughly good person. But I can understand the debate and that not everyone agrees with it. As I said, we'll handle it in a similar way to Dortmund – we're in contact with them. But we shouldn't make too much of it either. We will certainly speak to him about it." [via @BILD]
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Barcelona “at their worst”
It’s crazy how Barcelona had to face Bayern at their worst, whenever Barcelona was good they always defeated Bayern.
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Most final third passes completed in the Champions League in 2026/27. 🎯
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Unser Weltfußballer bleibt! ❤️ Der FC Bayern verlängert mit 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑲𝒂𝒏𝒆 bis 2029.🌪️📝
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Looking forward to an exciting future with @fcbayern! Here’s to many more wins, trophies and great memories 🙌❤️
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𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 🤝 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙
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OFFICIAL: Harry Kane has extended his contract at FC Bayern until 2029 ✍️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Can we talk about that Upamecano masterclass? 🤯
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Dayot Upamecano plays centre-back like no other. revolutionising the role.
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