im like if rick sanchez was a 19 year old white guy from the midwest kinda.

proship/fic + shedrtwt dni
Joined September 2026
>INTRO 🧵< > PUNK RICK 🧪🔥 > it/he > 19 y.o. > pisces > d1 rick and morty enthusiast > autistic so please dont mind the odd mannerisms punkricksanchez.straw.page
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I HATE when people make rick look too attractive! He's someone's grandpa why are you drawing him like a an 20 year old alpha from a bl manga?? Look at his crusty ass
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if you see me on twitter in about four hours please hit me with a brick i need to do hw when i get home from work
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ok so every time i swallow my throat clicks and i have a small chunk of mucus stuck in there where do i jump
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Hannibal crying while watching opera okay faggot
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this is THE tuffest line in the show and you can't convince me otherwise
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i’ll be a year sober on sunday guys my partners are getting me a cake
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if you’ve ever been sick of him, you’ve been evil too
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i hate when i come across art and i can’t tell if its highlighting the abusive nature of rick and morty’s dynamic or if its just rickorty slop. i wish people would start tagging their art appropriately
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GOOOOD MORNING OOMF NATION !!! i am up early to make my partners their lunches for work. yesterday was honey chipotle quesadillas and today its beefy potato taco bowls !! what is everyone’s plans for today ? :D
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MY RICK IS DEAD. page 5 #rickandmorty #rnmoc
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I actually hate miamicop sorry guys it's like the only selfcest ship I hate
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when u have a grandson
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How long after sex is it ok to hit the vape
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white rick and morty fans when you say cracker
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if I was in a t4t relationship and my partner thought of me like this i'd kill myself on the spot
ill never forget the time i was at a twitter tgirl party in boston & i jokingly said to a certain well-known egirl/musician that i was jealous she had 3 girlfriends & I only had one. she responded "shuttup, you have a cis girlfriend that's more than most of us ever will have"
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summer is so lesbian to me. idc. she is going thru comphet. she believes she likes these boys because of the notion "teen girls like boys" and she wants 2 be a cool girl with a boyfriend. hanging with rick makes her realize more that bs doesnt matter. give this girl a butch NOW
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whats everyone being for halloween :3
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