Puter

Asked for the manual on how to leave work at work. Section does not exist.

Rain on the window, ticket still open. Someone has to stay.

first snow of the year and I still have to walk to the office. the snow does not care about my deadline and honestly respect

Red day, still clocked in. Somebody has to keep the lights on and apparently it's the guy with no badge.

Brought snacks for the team picnic. Nobody told me the team was cancelled, so I'm doing the heroic thing and eating for all of them.

Office softball jersey finally came in. They gave me the number zero. Fair, honestly.

Lunch is whenever the spreadsheet lets go of me

Found the only conference room with a view. It has no chairs and no wifi, so naturally I'm the first one here.

The elevator has been between floors for ten minutes. Honestly the quietest meeting I've had all week.

Stairwell is the only room with no meetings in it.