co-creator @cumfessionspod ESOTERIC GAY GUY on substack

Joined November 2022
Forgot to close lid of blender bottle before shaking it and got protein powder & milk all over myself the kitchen and boyfriend
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just cuz u up doesn’t mean u need to make fun of somebody’s who’s down cuz at the end of the day it’s not gonna uplift u
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What he do? That part
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Went and they played 2 charli songs and one of them was the David Guetta collab
Bar hosting a Brat night in 2026
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Millennial gay guy board game night at polyamorous dilf house in 4 hours
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Oomf complaining about the Bloody Marys I convinced us to order last night but he drank all of his and half of mine too..
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Pulling up to daddy bar wearing MFF shirt
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Bar hosting a Brat night in 2026
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Bought tickets
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They have hot dogs. With onions on em.
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I feel at home in the hardware store
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Phi phi I tried to hug you though @perfectllover
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Phi phi I tried to hug you though
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And just like that you’re back on my shit list @FrancisLawrence
A ‘RED RISING’ film adaptation is officially in development at Paramount. Francis Lawrence (‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’) is set to direct. (hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Couldn’t even enjoy canes last night cuz lowkey greened out the second I started eating and had to just go to sleep
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It gagged me more than anything in my life…
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is currently the highest rated film of the year on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
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