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I’m just like Santa Clause, except when people stop believing in Santa they get sadder.

Joined February 2012
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Trader Joe’s is closed during the apocalypse. #gardening
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You can’t pull one over on Father Time. I know when someone’s laying a plopper in my tofu pot pie. #fatherknowsbest #fathertime #jokes #tofupotpie
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Have a good day, because you only live thousands of times. #yoltot
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You know the difference between my Skype account and my skythe? I can’t pull your soul out with Skype. #theskythelife #phathertime #jokes
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Remember that you are going to die. #happyfriday
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When you start thinkin’ life starts stinkin’
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The people of this world aren’t what they used to be... because they never were what they thought to begin with. #thirdeyecrowbar
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My buddy Oscar drew this. @urthcafe #art #chalkart – at Beverly Hills, CA
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MONDAY is the last night of @thejanks' residency. It will be a epic finale with @TheDiamondLight, @planetstheband & @infantree. Come out!!