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@quantymacro

self taught hedge fund quantitative macro tradooor

Joined March 2023
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one of the perks of being friends w me is I’m broke and capital constrained so I just give out lower ROI arbs to friends
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is the "frontier model" in the room with us right now?
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some fat kids told unc that financial markets are fat-tailed (coincidence?) and unc is ngmi selling vol. well not with that attitude ofc
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cool kids these days use AGI to find HFT features but I'm just a washed unc using moving averages to sell vol back when unc was interning at RenTech's vol desk, Jim Simons told unc "if you sell vol, it's ok to blow up tomorrow. just don't blow up today" no crying in the casino
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what kind of Sharpe & PnL does one need to generate before they can stop themselves from picking up and eating chicken tandoori that fell on the floor? asking for a friend
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they say AGI is gonna unlock trillions of GDP but wait until you see normies using frontier model GPT-6 pro ™️ to ask for directions and food recommendations
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if your LLM doesn't say this are you even trying hard enough to find an edge
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your signals: negative alpha, donation to market makers, random-math-probability decisions my signals: huge alpha, 15m/year, AGI-level decisions
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trou (@_trou3) profile picturetrou
@_trou3Sep 17
For those who still didn't understand what Jev from @typesafeai can do, here is the example. Jev can read dozens of structured trading signals and then show intelligent decisions. It's time to make your system actually alive. What a time!
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guy joined training for the first time & he brought his son to watch so in sparring I let him work bcs I thought it’d be cool for the kid to see his dad crushing it but now the kid looks at me w disgust like I’m some bitch ass that got his ass whooped I might need to change gym
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not many people know this, but everytime you ask claude to code something up its basically this guy writing all the code himself at the back. when they say API is down it actually means he’s on toilet break. look it up it’s 100% true
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Jelani Nelson (@minilek) profile pictureJelani Nelson
@minilekJul 1
Update: I've joined @AnthropicAI and taken leave from the university. Excited to work with many talented, mission-driven people on the defining technology of our time.
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to students who are looking to break into quant trading but have no internship this summer, I highly recommend this elite program. as we all know trading is more or less similar to fighting in the streets of Kabul. I’m very close to the hiring manager so DM for more details
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quant brainteaser: Anprotic released a new AI model Bafle - Tymhos with safeguards. time goes by, and no major disaster happened caused by the model. which one is more likely: 1) Tymhos had no groundbreaking capabilities in the first place 2) Safeguards were well designed
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back when I was based in Long Island working for RenTech, we had a super talented quant named Jay first few years he made so much money. that got into his head. he started hosting lavish parties to seduce our HR Daisy. didn’t end well since then Jim only hired married quants
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this is extremely huge because J in JD Vance actually stands for JP Morgan. few people know this. thanks Rick for bringing this to attention
Rick J (@rickjeff78) profile pictureRick J
@rickjeff78May 26
Just heard a wild rumor from someone I trust that works at JPM. The buzz is that Trump has been exploring ways to force Vice President Vance out of office. He cannot fire him legally. Unless Vance resigns, the only way for him to be removed is to be impeached by the House with 2/3rds Senate voting to remove!
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overheard: “I’m long a lot of tech stocks maybe I should buy some energy stocks or other stuffs to hedge this Iran war thing” my brother in Christ that’s just S&P500 congrats for discovering it from first principles
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London Marathon is done finally. hit my PB 2:46. the grind was so tiring now it’s time to celebrate with McNuggets see how easy it is to lie on the internet today I didn’t even go out of the house I’m just a fat fuck
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was watching a video of how some ppl got affected by psychosis caused by AI chatbots. like these ppl became actually crazy. I’m sympathetic but at the same time I can’t help but to think this all could be solved if they take one linear algebra class
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this tweet may or may not have anything to do with garry tan
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it’s 2026 and only now I’m getting into NN/DL (I know) for personal stuffs and so far I’m using runpod but it’s actually kinda expensive is there a cheaper setup or is everyone just burning their paycheck on GPUs
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when I was at RenTech, we hired a lot of physicists, bcs a lot of groundbreaking concepts in finance came from physics. momentum. overextension. volatility is like a trampoline. Jim once said to me during post-lunch vape break: “study physics, and you will solve quant finance”
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