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Quarkmonkey has left the building. Fuck you Elon. Come find me on Threads and BlueSky. BlueSky: @quarkmonkey.bsky.social Threads: [email protected]

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Joined March 2008
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After over 15 years, I'm off, thanks to the rocket cunt. Like when you can't quite throw out your pics of an ex, I'll leave my posts here but won't be posting. Find me on Threads and BlueSky with the cool kids. BlueSky: @quarkmonkey.bsky.social Threads: [email protected]
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I saw this post and while it wouldn’t make any sense I instinctively pondered whether it was directly aimed at me. Because what could be more depressing than being publicly shamed by the Fonz?
Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) profile pictureHenry Winkler
@hwinkler4real6 Sep 2023
Shame on you
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As it’s nearly that time… do what Luke said.
Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) profile pictureMark Hamill
@MarkHamill31 Jul 2023
TOMORROW is #August1stTweetOutDay. Join me, @MzSgtPepper & the WHOLE WORLD in NOT tweeting for 24 hrs. I won't dignify accusations that this is a political statement when it is, in fact, simply an experimental STUNT because I'm bored & wanna see what happens. #TweetlessTuesday
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Oh this isn’t right. Must not share. Must not share…
Лаура 🦠 (@ecto_fun) profile pictureЛаура 🦠@ecto_fun31 Jul 2023
saw patrol
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Is anybody here on BlueSky? I've heard that's where all the cool kids are hanging out.
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Yes I’m a 48-year-old man making Super Noodles for lunch while listening to Taylor Swift. Do you have a problem with that?
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Anyone got any BlueSky invites? Looks like I'm about to be homeless now that this place is burning down.
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Musk would be approaching super-villain status if he didn’t clearly have the public image of being a daft cunt.
David Frum (@davidfrum) profile pictureDavid Frum
@davidfrum30 Jul 2023
NYT reports that Elon Musk personally thwarted a Ukrainian military operation he disapproved of. nytimes.com/interactive/2023…
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Can I ask a favour? If anyone comes across any news stories about how Elon’s haemorrhaging cash on Twitter, can you send me the link? It’s really soothing to masturbate to. You should try it.
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I now it’s a depraved chimera that goes against the laws of God and man, but I’m quite enjoying these White chocolate digestives.
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Worth saying I have joined Zuck’s glorious new order, so come find me.
Quarkmonkey has f*cked off (@quarkmonkey) profile pictureQuarkmonkey has f*cked off@quarkmonkey30 Jul 2023
It’s happened (on the iPad at least). Fuck you Elmo. At least I’ve got the pleasure of watching this place haemorrhage cash week after week.
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Anyone tried BlueSky yet?
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It’s happened (on the iPad at least). Fuck you Elmo. At least I’ve got the pleasure of watching this place haemorrhage cash week after week.
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The X hasn’t appeared in the app button yet, but I fear the end is near. So if it all goes quiet, love all you beautiful bastards - come find me on Zuck’s new plaything.
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“People should use their cars more”. I give up. I fucking give up. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-6…
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A few spring to mind, but I agree with the sentiment.
James Woodfield (@JamesWoodfield) profile pictureJames Woodfield@JamesWoodfield29 Jul 2023
For once I am lost for words.
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How about we make it so climate change denial is seen as offensive as holocaust denial? We’re in far too much shit right now to give these knuckle-draggers a platform.
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Someone’s been watching too many Gregg Wallace documentaries.
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This gave me chills. RIP. youtu.be/gZ2tluarzZs
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So is Kevin Spacey not a nonce any more? I’m so confused.
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