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David Anders

@QuestionAnders

I lie for a living & tell the truth as a hobby

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Joined February 2011
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Just good guys passing the ball is all
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Shut your orange daft cunt fuck of a mouth up. D*€
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@atruparOct 28
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Natch
The Sting (@TheStingisBack) profile pictureThe Sting
@TheStingisBackOct 27
Dana Carvey watched Withnail and I while prepping Wayne’s World 2, got fixated on Ralph Brown’s spaced-out Danny, and wrote him into the movie. They treated it like a spiritual reprise, recreating the flat from Withnail, right down to the wallpaper.
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Don’t ever hug him, dame! Him calling this game + this hug could triple handedly loss us this game
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@trailblazersOct 28
A whole lot of triples between these two
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Let's get it 😤
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God
@TheTweetOfGodOct 8
It's always a small minority of enormous assholes who make life unpleasant for the large majority of regular-sized assholes.
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I am angry tonight. Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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John Lurie@lurie_johnSep 8
I thought as I grew older life might make more sense.
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Some will get this.
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Todd Spence
@Todd_SpenceSep 3
In 1993, Chris Farley took a camcorder to an L.A. mall to teach guys how to flirt with women and the results were perfect 😂 this is the type of history we must preserve
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priscilla page@BBW_BFFSep 3
Batman's big naturals are canon
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@DiscussingFilmSep 3
The stunt costume for Batman from ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ on display at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.
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Dope thrills
@essa_museSep 2
Hunter S. Thompson refused to come to the studio. The only way Conan could get him on the show was to meet him on a farm in upstate New York. To shoot guns. And drink hard liquor. They set up a full bar in a field. A bartender in a tuxedo handed Hunter a shotgun he’d never fired. Then an M60. They blew apart stuffed animals and a Bill Buckner target while Conan tried to look like this was a normal interview. Hunter howled. Conan looked like he might not make it home. This is still the least talk-show interview ever done on a talk show. Genius making Conan come to him, or just the most dangerous booking in late-night history?
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Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.
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I miss the days when you could be an All-Pro wide receiver yet also look like a guy who talks to himself on the subway.
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Flea
@flea333Sep 2
I have asked for a few autographs in my life: Danny Manning Jack Nicklaus (for my dad) And the littlest cute guy from Hanson (for my daughter) Only the littlest cute guy from Hanson said no
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerzAug 31
Holy. Fuck. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@AcynAug 31
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
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Gus hearing himself becoming a pop star will never not POP
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The KID is 50. He likes to KICK. STRETCH. And whatever the fuck he’s doing here. #ChrisWylde
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Acyn
@AcynAug 30
A sign reading "Lake Ontario, Now and Always," unveiled by Ontario Premier Doug Ford REUTERS/Carlos Osorio
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