@quickzote

stewart little

open.substack.com/pub/conradlewis996
Joined November 2018
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Reviews for quickzote’s tweets are in. “They’ll make you laugh, they’ll make you cry…most of all, they’ll give you Purpose.” - New York Times
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it’s 2 am and he can’t fall asleep for an amazing reason
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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Absurdly brutal chart wow
James Lynch
@jameslynch32Oct 20
Wow, Friday night has become just another weeknight in terms of socialization.
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i think the reason gen z tend to give inflated ratings to things they like is (a) they grew up with grade inflation and (b) there is a scarcity of good things these days so when something kinda decent comes along it’s like omg
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in college i would always move out of my dorm the day of and it only mattered like 4 times
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A forgotten architectural obsession, curved glass brick facades.
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honestly NO KINGS just reeks of entitlement. boomers march in their pajamas and make snarky signs, preach abt how youngsters just need to vote. cuz they all know they’ll die before the world they created punishes them
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to call it a “protest” is an insult to the word. boomers have abundant resources to provide for their successors, let alone themselves — the deep shock that violent protest provokes in white boomers reflects a deep-seated fear of losing their property
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clichés in chinese political discourse that we need to add to english: • running dog • party hack • [x]-roader • rival faction
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america could drone strike its own citizens and livestream it on twitch and we wouldnt do anything
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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if new york is the quintessential american city, then dallas is the quintessential suburb. LA is somewhere in between
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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With 124 cameras per 1,000 residents, Atlanta is the most surveilled city in the United States. But because the Atlanta Police Department claims that releasing the locations of these cameras will lead to terrorism, we’ve not been able to map their locations... Until now.
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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that’s it. i need to go to detroit
Josh Panczyk@joshuapanczykOct 16
Detroit steps away from its Midwestern peers, other than Chicago (~5.4 million). Cleveland, Columbus, cinci, Indy, St. Louis, Kansas City, Milwaukee all in the same 1.4-1.8 million range. Minneapolis ~2.5 million.
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instagram algorithm is so creepy u spend $120 on groceries and it starts showing u reels abt how to rob a bank
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the words “sassy man epidemic” set back straight relationships by 300 years
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and gay rights too, paradoxically
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