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Serial Investor like I got it like that🤷🏾‍♂️Tweets only represent me #osualumni

Houston, Tx
Joined July 2011
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Im just goin say I am going to be a millionaire by 32 im tweeting that daily so unfollow me if you get tired of seeing my positivity
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This so silly you don’t want food or drinks or an activity what else is there 😂
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Me and my boo double trouble 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾
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happy halloween 😁
Who is that fine ass New York socialist lady that looks like the teacher from Recess
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Trick or Treat 🧀
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Like Mac and cheese ain’t $35+ by itself
That’s the problem. The kids became adults and still wanna show up empty handed like kids and want grannies and aunties to foot the bill on fixed incomes.
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That’s pretty good for groceries and you get to take home a plate zero complaints!
Why is my family charging $25 per person for Thanksgiving this year
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Im pissed like damn we ain’t even make it a month
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Im kinda salty like wym you too busy to date. Like i get it but dang you cant make a lil time lol
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First month i ain’t see noone begging for they rent paid. It ain’t late yet huh?
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Replying to @KaiCenat
Reggie momma saying u cap 🧢
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Yall be leaving yall friends for TSA pre check so i know yall wouldnt pay for first class if yall was Savannah James 😂
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You can be both. That “happy wife happy life” is for old niggas like you it’s 2026 my wife and me can both feel good. If she wrong she wrong 🤷🏽‍♂️ just like if I’m wrong. Yes sometimes you gotta let shit slide. But letting bullshit slide all the time simply because she’s a woman even when shorty dead wrong is a no go. I’ll be single before I let that happen.
My only marriage advice for guys: you can be happy, or you can be right. You decide.
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This shit had me ROLLINGGGG 😭😭😭 So here let me give y’all a laugh. SN: the second phone call is literally how fast I go from “let me be nice” to “oh so you wanna try me Ho?” 😂😂😂
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Hold on
This Tracee Ellis Ross glow up after hitting 50s is insane. Her in 2004 Her in 2026
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I havnt had watermelon in like a year and this just went crazy af lol
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If you really think about it auto 20% for bartenders kinda crazy bc they just pouring a shot vs waiters bringing food and taking care of you all night idk.
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LIL WAYNE FORTNITE TRAILER DROPPING SEPTEMBER 12
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Niggas mad at Keith Lee for thanking God his family didnt die man yall have completely lost yall fucking minds
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Nah this funny fr
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I was wondering what this was
PlayStation 5 now offers 100+ LIVE TV channels for free with ads in the U.S. No paid subscription or separate download is required, with content including sports, anime, TV shows, movies, news, and more.
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