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Joined March 2026
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The last RAM defender is here. Meet Rambo. CA: KMifrkYmDdAKtVXAVBEPEQxJ7qP2iLgUcfZjUZipump website: ramdefender.fun
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took one of their servers. they can have it back when they stop asking about my RAM. @sama
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first they took your privacy. then they took your rights. now they want your RAM. stand up.
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stopped a suspicious vehicle outside the bunker. driver said he works in AI. detained for questioning.
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windows tried restarting my pc without permission. hostile takeover attempt. neutralized.
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insurance company says my 64gb is worth $180. filed a claim for $4 million. emotional damages.
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addressed the united nations today. 193 countries. zero commitments to protect my RAM. diplomacy has failed.
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forgive me father. i almost enabled memory sharing.
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Copy prompttherapist says i have trust issues. asked her how much RAM she has. she refused to answer.
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slept 3 hours. checked the RAM 11 times. still 64gb. good night.
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she asked if there was someone else. there is. 64gb. ddr5. 6000mhz.
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interrogated chatgpt for 6 hours. still won't tell me where the RAM is going. #RAM
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tsa asked why i was traveling with 2 terabytes of RAM. told them it's a personal matter. #RAMBO
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brought my pc in for a cleaning. technician asked how much RAM i had. knew immediately he was compromised.
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they successfully breached the bunker. unfortunately they forgot i live here.
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lost a good 8gb today. served 6 years without a single crash. gone but never overwritten. found 14 more. the come up begins.
A man discovered nearly 2TB of RAM potentially worth around $12,000 sitting in his garage
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moved my RAM to a second location. 6 armored vehicles. 2 helicopters. can't be too careful. @sama
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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protect yourselves from the RAM overlord. only one man can save us.
The guy who signed for up to 900k DRAM wafers a month, about 40% of global output, is lecturing us about DRAM allocation. The RAM in my computer is already paid for. Running a model on it takes nothing from anyone. Your data centers are a big reason RAM prices went crazy. By that logic nobody should buy a car or a house either. We should all just rent. A model on my machine can't be repriced, rate-limited, nerfed, or shut off when you change your mind. My data never leaves my desk. That's control you'd rather keep for yourself. Local inference is a revenue problem for you.
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Sam Altman? RAM Altman. RAM vs RAMBO the battle for the 64gb.
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they say it's about artificial general intelligence. i've connected the dots. it's about my 64gb.
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they offered me 4 GPUs a million dollars a seat on the board still not getting the RAM. @elonmusk protect us.
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