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Joined September 2012
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
this song doesn't get enough hype for me its the best song she's released since brat
this song having its apple moment
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i’ll slap the shit out of anyone dissing beyonce and olivia rodrigo like don’t you ever
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
I thought we all liked olivia rodrigo plus i live in sunshine n rainbows so it didnt cross my mind that this could possibly be shade
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
she called out chris brown and nicki minaj. two disgusting human beings
Yall letting that Zara larsson girl get tooo comfortable everytime I look up she’s dissing someone black..
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Gabby paid Raven’s slave owner no mind and spoke directly to her, that’s what I’m talking about because no one is talking to YOU!!
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much has been said about the supermarket hostage crisis episode of desperate housewives but i don’t see a lot of people talk about how this guy turned out to be a pedophile
20 years ago, Nora died in β€œDesperate Housewives”
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
raise ur hand if you got this song on the first listen
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
it WAS nazi merch cus hes a nazi doja. which you knew cus you watched his ted talk remember? you said he was funny remember? when you wanna address the other thing let us know
Replying to @VirgoVanHelsing
it wasn’t fucking nazi merch it was merch for a comedian.
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
nandito na naman pala sa pinas tong gagong to
THE WAIT IS OVER! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸŽΆ LOOK: Paul Klein, lead vocalist of the American pop band LANY, shared a photo ahead of the first night of their β€œSoft” World Tour concert in the Philippines. Composed of Klein and Jake Goss, the hitmakers behind "ILYSB," "Malibu Nights," and "Thru These Tears" are set to perform in Cebu and Bulacan. Courtesy: Paul Klein/Instagram Visit gmanetwork.com/news for more updates.
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liking your posts because i wanna play with your cock just so we’re clear
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
i like the olivia rodrigo christmas song
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
this is probs the best Xmas some imo bcuz it’s not just repeating β€œmerry Christmas” or sum bs over and over, like it’s an actually good song
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
I genuinely do not think she's capable of bad songwriting. Olivia Rodrigo has just perfectly distilled Christmas music down to a science and yet it STILL fits within the rest of her discography
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
this is probably the first modern Christmas song that’s felt like an instant classic since Santa Tell Me, and been an actual bop you can listen to on your own time since LNX’s HOLIDAY
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Raye already got sons omg
Ashe performing β€œStop The Wedding!” on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon! via fallontonight
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Johnny Depp was β€œaccused” of punching, slapping, kicking, headbutting and choking Amber Heard. A judge found that 12 of the 14 alleged assaults had been proven. Yet we collectively blamed her, called her a liar, mocked her trauma, and turned her into a punchline. Too this day people still idolized him and vilified her. The way we treated Amber Heard should genuinely haunt us.
What’s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Oh I’m going to overplay the fuck out of this all December she is the princess of pop
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
i think yall can’t tell the difference between an artist writing silly lyrics thinking they’re deep and poetic and an artist writing silly lyrics to make a silly lighthearted song intentionally
i can see swifties using this video to drag her on twitter posts for the next few years and honestly this time i can't even defend her-
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Two big albums this year lowkey sound like diet brat and what charli would have followed up brat with if she was a lesser artist
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