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The way I'd respect her more if she had the mental resilience for her whole shtick to stick
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk.
In a new essay, the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers.
“As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.”
Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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the unemployed gay friend you try to ignore: did you hear ishowspeed and frost children linked up
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My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from “juggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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✨Alright, you got it! Here's why u lowkey 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 be killing and eating people—this time, without the moralfagging.💀🔥
𝟭. 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗜𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹😭
• The FBI agent assigned to ur browser history? 𝙃𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨.
a girl will come out as bi and instead of getting some hoes she’ll just use it to call you faggot everyday without you getting mad at her
paperboy 🇵🇸 retweeted
i think it’s pretty fair to say that your primary forms of dopamine should not be coming from your phone and food
paperboy 🇵🇸 retweeted
i thought this too until sexxyred said My Booty Hole Brown. there's always room for innovation, most of us just don't have the creativity to think of what hasn't been thought of yet. it takes a visionary
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
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white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
