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Belgium also doesn't have school shootings like the US
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como se siente cuando el examen contiene exactamente las mismas preguntas que ignoraste anoche
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skipped class to eat and it turns out there was an exam
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"first go and close the door"
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Les américains quand il faut faire 3 mètres à pied sans la voiture
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Les états unis après avoir appris que il sont pas seul sur terre
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L'américain quand sa femme le trompe mais qu'il remarque que c'était un israélien qui la baisait
please, those dirty non english speakers don’t want no American smoke we invented the internet, mems, and richard pryor
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A Chinese company uses civil unrest in France as an ad to promote the durability of its glass.
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À quelle vitesse les Américains courent quand ils apprennent qu'il y a une nouvelle boisson qui donne instantanément le diabète
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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Clg walo ne short attendance ka letter gaon bhej diya, gaon walo ko lg rha meri job lg gyi😭😭
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“If money grew on trees, women would marry monkeys.” — African proverb.
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الترجمة التلقائية أضافوها عشان تتعرف الشعوب على بعضها الشعوب
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أحقر أنواع التربية أن تصنع طفلاً خائفًا طوال الوقت.. ثم تتباهى أمام الناس بأنه مؤدب.
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cuando vas a tirar un corner en la bombonera
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Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women. It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives. Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign. Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with. They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give. They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious. And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim. Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work. Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other. Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things. They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy. But men are the problem.
what opinion on relationships will have you like this?
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Doing laundry naked so there’ll be no laundry to do >>>>
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If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.
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The real purpose of wealth is to become a kid again. To have the freedom to follow your curiosity and do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want.
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HR after seeing my achievements in resume: 1st prize in music chair🏆 2nd prize in lemon and spoon game 🔥🥵🥵...
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you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time
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