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Joined February 2011
I’m convinced New York is a social experiment. New bread store just opened (not a bakery, but a bread store): Rye I went in to grab a loaf, my friend and I took guesses on how much a loaf would cost I guessed $25 She guessed $80 based on the interior of the store $60 for a loaf of bread. There’s no way people with a fully developed frontal cortex are buying $60 loafs of bread
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Young men look up to him We are so cooked
I cant explain this phenomenon but girls only behave properly when you cheat on them blatantly. If your a normie you should halo your relationship by lying that your cheating in my opinion.
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Election night in Toronto!
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Happy birthday to my singing on the car friend
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Finally in our rightful place (the kitchen)
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So domestic
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United States of ass
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.
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I’m glad that ICE is on TOP of this development. I hope they to get to the BOTTOM of this. The facts of this story should NOT stay hidden in the closet.
The 60 Minutes sob story tonight highlighted an illegal alien and his wife and two children. One problem. The illegal alien claimed he was a HOMOSEXUAL in order to try and dodge deportation to Mali. You literally cannot make this up.
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Ya looks like she ate alright
Tbh the “MAKE POLITICS SEXY AGAIN” shirt paired with Kamala’s face is absolutely EATING
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Reminder to vote on Monday
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Girls who camp💅🏼
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Sunday mornings with no one disturbing your peace 😍
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He said his love language is acts of service so I signed him up for the army
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I like nature from a window
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Fall has fallen
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Be Olivia Chow: > Be born in Hong Kong > Barely speak English > Get an art degree > Be a nepo widow - only win races bc people liked your socialist husband > Finish 3rd in the 2014 Toronto mayoral election > Become mayor of Toronto in 2023 > Raise property taxes 9.5% in your first yr > Raise them AGAIN and AGAIN > Preside over a city battling a deadly fentanyl crisis - continue giving them more drugs > Show up to every cultural festival dressed in costume > Run a $18.9 BILLION city operating budget for 3 million residents
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Going to start leaving these notes when I search through a man’s stuff
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Be the City of Toronto: > Be the 4th largest city in North America > Mayor who doesn’t speak English > Shut comments off, bc in Canada it is freedom of expression not freedom of speech > 55.7% of the population is a visible minority > 19 billion dollar annual operating budget > Give people on the street free drugs > Then let them kill themselves > Lower all speeding limits > Most congested city in North America (2023) > Tax people 55% > Spend $5M on Recycling Bin Stickers > Give $1.4M in research grants to study gender-affirming surgeries > Provide gender-affirming surgeries to city employees.
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