completely sane and normal

Oklahoma, USA
Joined May 2008
welcome
14
6
1
508
he loves when i come home for lunch
6
146
1,015
these taste nothing like canes chicken fingers but hey at least they got the size right
11
7
416
15,799
why did papa johns send me a notification at 3am last night suggesting that i set a reminder to order a pizza
1
22
666
made a functional porch light prop out of applesauce containers and plastic bowls at work
4
1
110
1,998
making good use of discords soundboard feature
5
4
42
1,685
put more terrible shit into my body. really not sure why you would pick a smoothie to be your last meal before going to federal prison
5
1
402
28,365
paid 25 bucks for soda 👍
7
59
6,965
my watch tells me this literally every single night
1
2
63
1,286
1
42
1,334
this is the worst combination of flavors i've ever tried. i feel like i've been poisoned
5
75
1,381
happy cat day to all who celebrate
1
12
148
1,474
this might be better than golden curry
7
9
3
377
7,824
bro why are you doing that
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1,291
just invented a new meal called the disgusting freak feast and it's where you go to 4 different places and use the app at each place so the price of the entire meal is $5 and it makes you feel really bad after eating it
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3,235
383
69,094
1,113,717
price breakdown
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12
2
2,216
59,177
i'm not allowed to have personal space
7
58
3
1,090
11,078
made beef and broccoli for my boss who just had a baby and i almost kept a bowl for myself but i didn't and i regret it
2
60
2,022