razia

You had me at Sargi. Jerry Maguire (Karwachauth special)

Fructose is present in both fruits and semen #YouAreWelcome

India you need to save your girls, not gais #DelhiShamedAgain

Lobia is Rajma's poor cousin from Pushp Vihar #thoughtfortheday

Why were 2 Muslim boys mum on beef? Ans: Cause it's a gai thing #BeefPolitics

It's refugee and not migrant, let's get at least this right #SyriaCrisis #SyrianRefugees

Potty and premature ejaculation wait for no man

True story from Gujarat: Sailes goes to library Sailes picks Victor Hugo Sailes Miserables

Manny's girlfriend comes home Mom: Costly gift? Kitne paise dio Girlfriend: Manny Pacquiao #MayPac

Mayfeather loses for that lousy anthem by Jamie Foxx #mayvspac

Pacquiao sold doughnuts, I love doughnuts, Pacquiao wins #MayVsPac

Even my phoophi couldn't have figured that out #HowOldNet

I'll believe that Baghdadi has died only after PM Modi claims credit for it #abubakralbaghdadi

Rahulwilaquwat

Shouldn't PM Modi be visiting King's Landing for better ties or something? #KisanVirodhiNarendraModi

At a church Priest: Prayer is the only way to god Jacqueline: There's another way Priest: What? Jacqueline: Chittiyan Kalaiyaan way

When is PM Modi visiting India?

Snakes never make फन of each other

Some go to Allahabad to immerse their asses in Sangam

Chaarsenal #AFCvLFC