@rb0five

ultimate frisbee. engineer. foodie. youngest child. #ACLclub

 Madison, WI
Joined May 2011
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Mondays. Photo by Rudy DeSort for @UltiPhotos
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With observers being distracted with Natties, there’s no way the PUL can keep up and ban ALL the loop hole trick plays we have for tonight’s game against Atlanta Soul.
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Buy tickets with my face on them!!!
Milwaukee Monarchs@MonarchsMKE2 Apr 2024
Single game tickets are now on sale! Want all three? Check out our discounted season ticket packages! Will you be in Madison for D1 College Nationals? We'll be hosting @SoulofATL at Reddan Park on Saturday evening - student discounts are available! shop.milwaukeemonarchs.com/c…
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The 2024 @PremierUltimate season is almost here! See you soon, @Philly_Surge @ny_gridlock @MinnesotaStrike @IndyRedUltimate @SoulofATL @PortlandRising
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[at my second rodeo] Ah, yes, I understand everything now.
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I try to be generally kind and accepting of religious beliefs. But I draw the line at the year 1800. Every religion created after 1800 is obviously fake. The founder of your religion cannot have been alive while Schweppes soda existed.
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Y’all are afraid to be corny. Not me. I live life on the cob
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myrrh? i hardly nyrrh
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“Money doesn’t matter” -rich people “Looks don’t matter” - attractive people “It’s not the cold, it’s the wind that gets ya” - midwesterners
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Oberon, Titania, and Puck with Fairies Dancing, by William Blake, 1786, 📸 by @DjcGallery
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Last weekend my 6-year-old was upset because she was nervous about her swim meet, so I told her if she could find some confidence and do it, I would throw a pie in her dad’s face the second he got home. That child swam like an Olympian. Follow me for more motivational tools.
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(deep inhale) MY MILKWEED BRINGS ALL THE POLLINATORS TO THE YARD—THEY’RE LIKE, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS
Teach the world to sing in perfect harmony ☮️@LadyUltrasuede25 Oct 2023
Replying to @OKWildlifeDept
Attract enough birds, bees, and butterflies, and they will take care of the flowers 👍🌸
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Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.
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Schrödinger's cat
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For the first time in history, Cleveland is sending a team to nationals
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My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.
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he explained this so perfectly
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i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it
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International euphemisms (some rare) for menstruation: 6. It’s lingonberry week (Swedish) 5. I have my bears (French) 4. The cockerel sang to me (Puerto Rican Spanish) 3. Garibaldi is coming (Italian) 2. The moon came (Indonesian) 1. There are communists in the funhouse (Danish)
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