Got more tokens than sense | Currently RWD at Natera | Previously Product & Science @23andMe @color @broadinstitute

Tiburon, CA
Joined April 2009
Rob Borkowski 🧬 retweeted
Want to build foundation models from the genetic data of 11M+ research participants? We're hiring a Director of AI to set the research agenda, publish, raise grant and philanthropic funding at our nonprofit research institute. Come talk to me: 23andme.wd5.myworkdayjobs.co…
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Easy DPI. Never even tried to fix the ball
PBU? Drop? DPI? Here’s Drake Maye’s gorgeous deep shot for A.J. Brown.
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What did I just see!!?
MONDRE MONDRE!!!! WHATTTT
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Just tried signing into @Cloudflare in @claudeai’s browser on my personal Mac and got my @Apple Account insta-locked. Why, the more I try to use AI to abstract away big corporate friction, must they throw more friction at me?
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Christ almighty I did an actual PhD in an actual lab and could barely not cross contaminate all my cell lines
What if the wetlab is a thousand humans in their own home
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Rob Borkowski 🧬 retweeted
I understand that people are demanding more access to products and control over their health, but unregulated peptides and “research use only” products are not worth it. There is a time and place to push boundaries but injecting yourself with something that is not proven or of an unknown source is not worth the risks.
Two souls are dead because they self administered something purporting to be the most powerful metabolic agent ever developed - without medical supervision, before the inventor has asked for approval and sourced from a Chinese “lab” seeking to make a quick buck. Peptide World - “Lilly made this up”.
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Attn everyone else who saw delivery times explode thank this POS
We spent $400,000 on the iPhone Duo drop for October/November delivery... You didn't even need a bot to secure units. I was able to place 12 orders for October 23rd-Nov 9th delivery manually. Meanwhile, we also had auto checkout running for members who weren't awake for the drop. Hundreds of dollars in potential profit PER UNIT without even getting out of bed. @AscendFBA
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*nods furiously*
Biotech: "...biotech is a wood chipper that like is built to ingest souls and shred them."
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RAMS YOU HAD ONE JOB JFFFFFC
A fumble and a blocked field goal . Insane overtime
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Drake an absolute Sniper today! Holy moly
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Just like they drew it up! LMAO
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And they say the internet is dead!
We built: • a quantile-matching algorithm • cosine similarity on Madden 27 ratings • a gradient-boosted classifier for positional inference • ridge regressions to project 17-game stat lines All to find out Patrick Mahomes is statistically a Vileplume
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Second try - why is this so damn fun??!
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D carries, love the left side of the line. Brady-era size issues at WR :|
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Fixed your axes for ya
Today we launch NeuroRisk, the first embryo test for autism and schizophrenia that looks for mutations in evolutionarily important genes. These mutations are individually rare but over 10% of people carry at least one mutation in this class.
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Honest Q - can you call it a paper before it’s been peer reviewed/published? Preprint ok, but paper implies a lot of things.
Replying to @_twolfram
Read our paper (herasight.com/papers/neurori…) and the accompanying blog post (herasight.substack.com/publi…). If you are interested in signing up with us, visit: herasight.com/get-access
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Crazy movement on that slider!
Definitely not everyday you see this for Southern California! 🚨🌀 #Rachel
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When’s the party??
FAANG took our data, then AI Labs took our data from them, then open weight labs distilled the weights from our data, now we use the LLMs to reverse engineer and rebuild in Rust all closed source software and build APIs that allow us to command software with our voices
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