@rdj
 Huntsville, AL
Joined March 2008
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The little bumps around nipples are Braille for "lick me".
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How come 8 glasses of water a day sounds impossible, but 8 beers in a day sounds so manageable?
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A hangover is not punishment for drinking too much last night, it's punishment for not continuing to drink in the morning.
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal models?
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Bat loose on Delta flight, terrifies passengers, plane turns around. Ok, maybe it IS worth it to not have Pelosi fly commercial. #tcot
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Tiger Woods is tied for 7th? ... Oh wait, sorry, my phone was upside down..
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