dart shooter. shit talker. boat rocker. booze drinker. beard enthusiast. music fanatic. sarcastic jerk. also, awesome. also, also, mom. tryna be an awesome mom.

Albany, NY
Joined July 2008
Is Trump using the @bastardspod show feed to make these decisions?
Trump says he will nominate Dr. Oz as the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.
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We asked North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction candidate Michele Morrow to autograph her tweets calling for Obama to be killed.
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Fun Fact: A baby platypus is called a platypup! Just a little something to take your mind off this whole thing
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Hard to believe that Vince McMahon turned out to be exactly who I always thought Vince McMahon was.
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.@mpeterforalbany lived for public service & was a proud graduate and booster of Ualbany & the SUNY system. He was the beneficiary of scholarships believed in paying it forward. We’re proud to announce on in his honor. Those wishing to donate can do @ matthewpeter.com. – at New York, USA
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Vivek: racism does not exist The Babylon Bee:
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'𝙏𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 Get into the holiday spirit with some of the 'Winter Classics' like you've never heard them (and will likely never hear them), from our family, to yours 🍿 xitter.cf/BR_OpenIce/status/1737…
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Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… xitter.cf/JediNabber/status/1734…
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Well this one will sit with you
My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.
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Feels goooood @HockeyHallFame
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Never thought I would ever put the pads back on but it’s a special occasion.. Probably smart to start stretching 😬
BREAKING: The Return of the King 👑 Henrik Lundqvist (@HLundqvist) will suit up for the first time since 2020 in the @HyundaiCanada HHOF Legends Classic on Nov. 12 at @ScotiabankArena! Get your tickets at hhof.com/legendsclassic
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The theater tried to let @laurenboebert keep her dignity by saying she was kicked out for vaping & being "disruptive." She went & lied about it, so now the entire world knows she was kicked out for letting her boyfriend play the topside bongos while she played find the sausage.
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Major fire on 95 North approaching Cottman @FOX29philly @CBSPhiladelphia @NBCPhiladelphia looks like the grass is on fire
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It's my sincere hope that The Iron Sheik is currently holding Pat Robertson in a camel clutch and making him humble for all of eternity.
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Youth clinic K-6 grades take to our new turf today! Thanks to our hs players who volunteered their morning to help offer another free opportunity to learn and grow in the game of 🏑 @GoDutchAthletix
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I've made something truly cursed so I'm gonna politely ask @Maffewgregg to retweet it so I can take you all with me
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