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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light
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In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.
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For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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On this day in 1959, Marty Robbins recorded the full album “Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs”
