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goose whisperer 🪿

Honolulu, HI
Joined May 2024
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I can be your father figure
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Everyone is asking me to start watching anime
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Love this and love you
let’s go ⁦@realAlexHefner⁩ for being my no1 this year! keep it up man, you’re videos are funny and real, thank you for being an integral part of my day. love ya dude!
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Fuck yesssssss
'God of War' live-action series is now casting 🪓 • Will adapt the Norse era games • Focuses on Kratos and Atreus • Shows tone will 'emulate the tone of the game' • 2 seasons are greenlit • S1 is 10 episodes
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I’m not going to say The Legend of Korra is better than Avatar the Last Airbender… butttttttttt
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God of War is so good I want to cry
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I miss the plastic cups at Starbucks
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Little Nightmares III is a super solid game buttttttt miles worse than the first two. The first two are amazing!!
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Anyone who makes content for a living and complains about it needs to just admit they’re burnt out. Not oppressed. You have the best job on the planet. What the fuck are you complaining about?!
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Disney/Pixar need to make a cute ass wholesome movie about a roach family so I’m not so damn scared of them
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The only thing that could have made this game better would be more of that. 😅😅
Pierre Shorette, the writer behind Dispatch, the superhero workplace comedy game, said that sex scenes were cut, but that “maybe folks will get to see those one day.” bit.ly/4p85l7i
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Blonde Blazer > Invisigal
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This NEEDS to happen
Dispatch developers have confirmed they are "thinking about" a Season 2, after the game's recent viral success
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I’m convinced that the majority of “bosses” are fucking losers that don’t actually know how to treat people properly and more times than not are one of, if not the only, obstacle standing in their own way. That’s why I’ll always and forever only work for myself.
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I ate a beef stick. Put on a long sleeve shirt and will fall asleep on the couch in approximately 11 minutes. I’m also wearing shorts. I don’t just have a shirt on. I would eat the fuck out of some spaghetti though.
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Scalp them with kindness
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Find you a woman that brings you food while you stream 😍
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I will be buying a Tesla Optimus bot the second I can 😂 His name will be Jacques
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Dispatch is 100% game of the year
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